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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

so who is your least favourite MNer in the world ever?

841 replies

FigureOfEightSpooning · 21/05/2011 22:09

As predicted.

Grin

getabloodygrip makes me Hmm.

OP posts:
FellatioNelson · 24/05/2011 12:53

She's bluffing Alouiseg, put yer spreadsheet away.

indiechick · 24/05/2011 12:54

No I need to hate the right person, no point misdirecting my anger and hatred. (well mild dislike really, but can pretend!).

Animation · 24/05/2011 12:54

This has made me want to look at Pagwash's profile - that IS a lovely house in the snow! Perfect.

FellatioNelson · 24/05/2011 12:54

Personally I'm orf to hunt down the spiky horticultural person. Sounds fascinating.

PrincessFiorimonde · 24/05/2011 12:57

Poor Pag, she will be so disappointed...

Pagwatch · 24/05/2011 12:57

Yay

I wanted to go on that 'what was the first film you saw' thread the other day. But it was thoroughly modern Millie.
Can you imagine? My first film was one Julie Andrew made early in her career.

Getorf. I am trying to get over my sense that we were online peers and yet you are blonde, tall and half my age.
I am moving on from my distress and comforting myself that somewhere, on some level, I am a tall blonde and youthful.
All on the inside but nevertheless.....

Al0uiseG · 24/05/2011 12:59

The only horticultural name I can think of is Herbaceous, and she's bloody funny and she's in the crepey, hag quiche. It can't be her.

wordsonascreen · 24/05/2011 13:01

God indiechick do you have to be so fecking prolific its making my advanced search on you take ages....

babynames and AIBU ..hmmmm

vmcd28 · 24/05/2011 13:02

Are we still naming people we don't like?
If so, northernlurker sticks in my mind.
Haven't had time to read this thread fully - anyone mention me?

Pagwatch · 24/05/2011 13:03

Agreed . It can't be herb. She is lovely.
Although I didn't get to meet her.
The badges were not crepey friendly. I couldn't read them.
No idea who I met unless they shouted.

Primalscream · 24/05/2011 13:07

WhipmeIndiana - are you talking about Harrison Ford?
(( I think he's about 70 now - Eew)

cornsilks · 24/05/2011 13:07

I need to know who indie chick has confused Pag with
someone else with a nice house maybe...
or nice shoes...
or a dog...
Confused

GetOrfMoiCase · 24/05/2011 13:08

I couldn't see the badges either, I had a pair of SIL's contacts in and they are not striong enough.

I just had to shriek 'who are you then'

At the end of the night met custardo - we were both squiffed by then. It went something like this

Custardo: who are you
Me: getorf
Custardo: fuck oooooofffffff
Me: who are you?
Custardo: Custy
Me: fuck oooooffffff

Alouise you have perfect skin - I felt like barnacle bill stood next to you.

cornsilks · 24/05/2011 13:08

ooh I could be horticultural

GetOrfMoiCase · 24/05/2011 13:10

bupcakesandcunting Tue 24-May-11 12:25:56
Ha ha as if. GetOrf remembers going to a Mozart concert.

lol you cheeky bastard Grin

I have no clue who the seekers are, but for some reason remember Chicory Tip and other 70s wonders like Supertramp and the worzels ELO.

cornsilks · 24/05/2011 13:11

Techlovingdad - sorry you not annoying enough to be on my shitlist. Must try harder

cornsilks · 24/05/2011 13:11

ELO are awesome

Pagwatch · 24/05/2011 13:13

Went to see super tramp in concert with my very posh, completely gorgeous boyfriend who had the biggest penis I have ever seen.

[nostalgia]

GetOrfMoiCase · 24/05/2011 13:15

I know all the words to Son of my Father.

How? And why?

GetOrfMoiCase · 24/05/2011 13:16

at Supertramp and Supercock

FellatioNelson · 24/05/2011 13:17

Shock Pag. You can't say things like that. You are Pag. Saint, martyr, font of all knowledge, spreader of love, wisdom, serenity and niceness. That penis thing is all wrong I tell you.

Bucharest · 24/05/2011 13:17

Getorf, did alouise tell you what foundation she uses?

Alouise, what is it then? Is it as expensive as Getorf's?

I envy Pag lots of things, but not the big penis.

Pagwatch · 24/05/2011 13:20

But it was really big.

I worried that all that blood rushing from his head would cause him to faint.

Sorry ladies.
It's like the idea of your mum having sex isn't it?

FellatioNelson · 24/05/2011 13:20

Getorf was that with or without the Kate Middleton mask? Grin

I put all of those on and danced around in front of my skinny mirrored fridge in them this morning. They are my new favourite toys.

GetOrfMoiCase · 24/05/2011 13:21

I don't think alouise's skin was down to foundation, just very good skin. It is probably years of using skin cream, unlike me who goes to bed with make up still on and forgets about shite like serum and night cream (unless it comes as a freebie with lancome stuff then I use it in a fit of enthusiasm for 5 days).

It would be typical if she used something cheap and cheerful like Revlon whilst I bankrupt muself of By Terry (mind you had lancome foundation on on saturday as never take the By Terry stuff out the house as am too scared pot will smash or I will lose it)