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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

so who is your least favourite MNer in the world ever?

841 replies

FigureOfEightSpooning · 21/05/2011 22:09

As predicted.

Grin

getabloodygrip makes me Hmm.

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stillstanding · 24/05/2011 10:50

Pagwatch is by far and away my favourite MNer. Even when she disagrees with me she does it in such a nice, wise way I am completely spun around and immediately come round to her way of thinking. I think I actually have a girl crush on her.

bupcakesandcunting · 24/05/2011 10:51

Someone dislikes Pagwatch?

Well, fuck my old boots.

This must be on the Mayan Calendar.

Hullygully · 24/05/2011 10:52

I know..I am staggering and reeling and such

It is a Black Day on MN.

bupcakesandcunting · 24/05/2011 10:52

Apropos of gollimar shuckidar

Reality · 24/05/2011 10:54

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bupcakesandcunting · 24/05/2011 10:59

Have checked Mayan calendar and it IS predicted:

^"23 Maie Anos 2011 ~ disastrous tornadoe havoks in las Americas.

24 Maie Anos 2011 ~ Sage Pagwatche backlashe commenceth.

21 Deciembre 2012 ~ packteth the oh fucketh napsack."^

See?

Pagwatch · 24/05/2011 10:59

Oh god this is torture!

Part of me is pleased that I have managed to not be [meh] enough to be actively disliked.

But the other part is agonised about why indiechick thinks I don't like her.

And I am not allowed to quibble or it will look like I am trying to correct her.

Hullygully · 24/05/2011 11:01

indiechick, explain yourself.

Let us resolve the issue and thwart the Mayan predictions that Buppy may lay down her rucksack of woe.

Al0uiseG · 24/05/2011 11:04

. It's ok Pagwatch, I thought you were lovely in rl and not remotely Margo like. I can only assume Indie is confusing you with the nasty people.

Indiechick, say sorry to Pagwatch please. Then we can all be friends again.

GetOrfMoiCase · 24/05/2011 11:05

Kicks indiechick up the arse.

How the hell can you not like pagwatch?

You must have posted 'AIBU to kill and cook my cat' or something.

Amaretto Instant Whip
Benedictine flavoured calippos
Rocket lollies flavoured with cosmopolitan, long island ice tea and mojito

Come on fucking useless ice cream and pudding companies.

GetOrfMoiCase · 24/05/2011 11:07

And I don't believe that LeQueen is from the north.

She is going to disappoint us all and be from somewhere like Corby, or Rotherham isn't she?

ExitPursuedByAKitten · 24/05/2011 11:07

Oh - the centre of my world just shifted a little. I aspire to be Pagwatch, but know I can never come close. I don't know of any other MNetter who gets so many

I agree with Pag
What Pag said etc.

Indie -are you maaaad?

Hullygully · 24/05/2011 11:07

Let us give indiechick the chance to explain

Pagwatch · 24/05/2011 11:08

No no . Leave her alone.

She is the only thing lying between me and an eternal reputation as a fat thighed, badly dressed Doris Day.

You're fine indiechick

QuintessentialOldMoo · 24/05/2011 11:08

Sorry, I would not list Pagwatch on this thread either. She has offered to post me lovely Hotel Chocolat! Grin

bupcakesandcunting · 24/05/2011 11:08

I remember the last time it kicked off in a thread with Pagwatch (Pagwatch didn't do the kicking off, I hasten to add, before her fan club roast my lovely buttocks) and I recall that it helped to have a little New Seekers sing-a-long.

Shall we?

ExitPursuedByAKitten · 24/05/2011 11:10

I still have my kaftan borrowed from Pagwatch and she liked the way I had worked on it with scissors. She called me a pro. Confused

At least she noticed me.................

Al0uiseG · 24/05/2011 11:10

Swipes Buppys bong and gets out the Sitar, twang, twang, twang.

Hullygully · 24/05/2011 11:10

I find that helps with most threads, Buppy.

Bucharest · 24/05/2011 11:11

Have we the coke in glass bottles though?

BeerTricksPotter · 24/05/2011 11:11

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Al0uiseG · 24/05/2011 11:11

A vajflower flowerjazzle! How novel!

Al0uiseG · 24/05/2011 11:12

I've probably got a wrap from 1995 Bucharest :o

Hullygully · 24/05/2011 11:12

She is famed for it, Alouise. And fragrant.

bupcakesandcunting · 24/05/2011 11:13

Coke in plastic bottles. You can't use glass bottles as a makeshift bong afterwards, y' daft apeth!