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AIBU to think 'Sir James' has lost touch with his customer base ?

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albertcamus · 21/05/2011 20:11

We WERE the loyallest customers of Dyson products and didn't even look at other makes until the piece of merde which was the vacuum cleaner we bought last October. It was much lighter and less solid than all the previous machines we've had, couldn't cope with moving from solid oak floor to woollen rug without a loud hissy fit, had a new clutch after three weeks, motor went completely after five months of nonsense with it and two engineer visits blah blah blah ...

So we bought an excellent Electrolux bagless replacement which is as good as the Dyson was crap ... in fact so much better that cleaning is a pleasure ! (sad I know). This was actually £100 cheaper too :)

Annoyed with the ubiquitous Sir James who constantly promotes his 'British' company (products in fact manufactured in Malaysia), we wrote an articulate letter addressed directly to him, linked to the Amazon order number, pointing out that we had put up with six months of a defective machine giving us a build-up of dust in our house (luckily we have a cleaning lady who uses her own Henry once a week, or would have had to replace it sooner). DH is an engineer so commented in an informed way about the inferior standard of the plastic and the components (he was the one here when the engineer called). Basically pointed out to him that his much-proclaimed 'market leading standards' have slipped...

Did he give a flying F* ?

We received the most bland fob-off letter informing us that: 'Sir James spends most of his time travelling and is out of the office, so we (Customer Service) can tell you that our products are thoroughly tested and are of the highest quality blah blah blah '

Angry Next time I see that smug bugger on TV wittering on about his British company will have to throw something at our (unashamedly Japanese) TV !

If you're going to compromise on quality, don't pretend you are still selling quality products, plus at least seem as if you are listening to your customers :(

Clearly the gong places him above us mere mortals.

AIBU and just accept that globalisation means that most manufacturers just don't care that a percentage of each batch are just going to be rubbish due to lack of quality control and penny-pinching on raw materials + cheap labour, and it's enough just to give a refund?

Sorry to be boring and should have posted this in the Anthea Turner housekeeping forum but it's more of a grrrr about what a waste of time you get when you buy something important which is just ... scheiss !

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TheMonster · 21/05/2011 20:50

We spent over £300 a couple of years ago on the Dyson pet and it was a huge waste of money. I was furious.

KittySpencer · 21/05/2011 20:51

Dysons are over hyped shit.

Get a Henry or Hetty. Hoovers up any amount of old crap and always has a smile on it's face Grin

vadrouille · 21/05/2011 21:18

KittySpencer, Those days, Sir James always has a smile on his smug face too.
Probably because he can't believe his luck for having made a fortune out of such crap products.

Dunoon · 21/05/2011 21:22

Yep my dyson died after swallowing a sock but even before that it lost it's mojo quite early on.
Henry was good but am onto a Miele now which is the best.

emsyj · 21/05/2011 21:30

There is a whole shop near us dedicated to fixing crappy broken Dysons. For that reason, I bought a Miele. It is built like the proverbial brick shit house and is apparently impossible to break. It has been repeatedly dropped down whole flights of stairs but there's nowt wrong with it. It goes from parquet to tiles to carpet without a murmur.

Buy a Miele and don't look back!

swingingcat · 21/05/2011 21:44

Yep love Miele!

SingingSands · 21/05/2011 21:49

Hated our Dyson, it was rubbish and kept breaking down.

Replaced it with a Henry which is amazing, hoovers absolutely everything up without complaint and follows me around with a big smile. I actually end up talking to mine "come on Henry, into the kitchen" Blush

MikeStand · 21/05/2011 21:56

I have a rubbish dyson pet. Causes me immense annoyance and I am willing it to die, rather than being a household mediocrity, and then I can buy a miele. It doesn't even reach all the way up the stairs. I hate it. Stupid pile of brightly coloured design over substance.

rookiemater · 21/05/2011 21:58

My parents bought us a Dyson, hate the bloody thing, always gets clogged up with my hairs, now appears to be broken so have got the £35 hoover genie or whatever its called pull along that we had before and its a much better hoover.

KittySpencer · 21/05/2011 22:03

Singingsands, I talk to our Hetty when I'm hoovering. The DSs refer to her as the daughter I never had Grin

albertcamus · 22/05/2011 00:02

Wow ! Cheers everyone, thought I was just being an old bag !

Should have got a Miele as recommended by several clean-freaks I know, but my only problem was that I couldn't find a bagless one (having two left hands I really can't cope with all that caboodle !)

Hope Sir James gets to read this thread !

Love the idea of a Dyson Repair shop - they must be doing good trade @ mo !

Mikestand try to vacuum up a sock, hopefully that will kill the beast !

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Cutiecat · 22/05/2011 01:13

Dyson animal gathering dust in the garage.
Miele cat and dog happily sucking up the dust in the house.

Would never buy another dyson product again, crap.

SpringFollows · 22/05/2011 06:57

Dysons are over hyped over expensive crap IMHO. We bought an early one and the quality was good, have had two others since then and will never ever buy another one. Ever.

Interestingly enough though, we spent a weekend last year with friends who live on the Isle of wight and we were having this EXACT same conversation. They told us that their dyson had buggered up and the dyson repair man was one of TWO on the Isle of Wight alone whose full time job is repairing Dysons.

That told me all I need to know about them really.

And do not get me started on those horrible hand dryers. They operate at a oiucth that hurts my ears and it annoys the crap out of me that the sign above them says they 'literally' scrape the moisture off your skin. (pedant)

I need a coffee. Grrr.

ellenbrody · 22/05/2011 07:18

The chap that came and gave our carpets a deep clean said that those 'in the business' as it were, use Sebo hoovers, this is what our local John Lewis recommends above all others. Mine is 20 years old and STILL fantasic, my mum's is 15 and ditto. Well worth the money.

PfftTheMagicDragon · 22/05/2011 07:39

Miele every time.

I have found, in my past vacuum cleaner experience, that if you want a decent cleaner that will last, you need one with a bag.

albertcamus · 22/05/2011 08:36

Here we have Sir James finding time to share his smuggery with us, and more boasting about employing people in UK, throwing in a critical generalisation about education in the country for good measure. Clearly he's an expert on a wide range of issues, despite not listening to his customers. I wonder how many of these jobs have REALLY been created? Or maybe he doesn't listen because he's been deafened by his hand dryer ?!

From The Times
April 26, 2010
Sir James Dyson, the company founder, said yesterday: ?We employ 2,500 in total. By taking on another 350 engineers in the UK, our operations will be employing more than 1,600 people as we take on the people we need to grow our intellectual property rights and products.
?We are doing very well despite the recession and we have made the decision to increase our spend on R&D. It may be difficult to find 350 suitably qualified people, [but] despite the country?s failing in investment in education in the engineering sector I am sure we will find the right people. It is vital that Dyson continues to invest to stay at the forefront of industry.?
The new recruits ? starters will be paid £45,000 a year ? will be working on the next generation of Dyson products. They will also help to develop the digital electric motor technology that has helped the company to register the second-largest number of patents in the UK, after Rolls-Royce. Diversifying away from the vacuum cleaners that made the business famous, Dyson?s recent products have included the Airblade high intensity hand-dryer and the Air Multiplier, a bladeless fan."

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GloriaSmud · 22/05/2011 09:21

I still have a (british made) DC01 that I got in 1997 and we bought a (foreign built) DC07 in 2006. Guess which one ended up at the tip first?
(The DC01 is on the way out though and the guy who came to service it a few weeks ago, said that the later Dysons are crap rubbish! He said that most of the ones he services are the later models.)

SardineQueen · 22/05/2011 09:24

We have a Sebo and it seems very good. It aint pretty but it does the business. My mum recommended it, she researches very thoroughly before she gets something and then i just copy her Grin

My mum'd dyson blew up as did my FIL one. Crappo. Cumbersome too.

albertcamus · 22/05/2011 09:33

Gloria exactly our experience. Downhill all the way. Things ain't what they used to be!

Had never heard of Sebo but wish I'd followed advice in the first place and got a Miele, need to learn to listen ! :(

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pooka · 22/05/2011 09:42

Yet another miele fan. Have one for upstairs that is about 5 years old (cat and dot) and one for downstairs that was bought in 1997 and is still going strong.

LillyTheMinx · 22/05/2011 10:03

My BIL always buys quality products so I copied home and bought a Miele. It's not nearly as swanky as the model he's got, but it's absolutely fab. I loved vacuuming when I first bought it, but the novelty has worn of now. The suction on it is so strong that I can sermons of those naked hoovering incidents happening where the person accidentally slips IYSWIM.

LillyTheMinx · 22/05/2011 10:06

Copied him