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To think the stupid fucker should know where his fucking house is?

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ohfuckohfuckohfuckduck · 21/05/2011 02:55

Just home from a ball.

Gave a lift to a bloke who said he lived just outside the town I live in. Which was a slight exaggeration - 8.9 miles I measured it on the way home.

And the stupid fucker got lost and couldn't tell me where his fucking house was.

He was very very drunk.

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AgentZigzag · 21/05/2011 03:00

Did you know the pisshead?

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ohfuckohfuckohfuckduck · 21/05/2011 03:01

yes we're on the same course, so I know him to speak to.

Feel really sorry for his wife - they have 4 kids and one is only a baby.

He was perving all over other women all night. Feeling arses and stuff.

And talking complete and utter shite.

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nomedoit · 21/05/2011 03:27

YABU and making yourself very vulnerable to give a lift to a drunk man who has been chasing women all night. He could have assaulted you. And statistically, given the attitudes of the courts, very likely got away with it Sad

AgentZigzag · 21/05/2011 03:36

Ewwww a drunken, groping man.

Pity his alcoholic state might have made him forget a swift knee in the nackers.

You should have left him to crawl home.

saffy85 · 21/05/2011 06:29

What were you thinking giving him a lift if he was a drunken pervert all night?! Shock nomedoit is right- you opened yourself up to all sorts of risks.

ginmakesitallok · 21/05/2011 06:40

My Mum once gave a lift home to her DPs very drunk friend - folowing his directions. She said they were in the middle of nowhere when he piped up - "This is it - turn in here". She promptly turned and ended up in a field....

beesimo · 21/05/2011 08:13

I think you had a lucky escape OP I think he was drunk enough to want to try it on with you but too drunk to manage it. In his fat egg brain he probably was singing 'lets get it on' as you clearly fancied him or why else give him a lift?

If there is a next time give him money for a taxi or better still just leg it!

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ohfuckohfuckohfuckduck · 21/05/2011 08:23

He was so drunk by that stage he fell asleep in 5 minutes once the car was started. it took 3 men to pour him into my car Grin

I could hardly get him wakened to get him to direct me.

But yes in the cold light of day I should've left him to get a taxi (but we were 50miles from home)

He was spouting some shite. He's 35 and has been a dj, a farmer, a manager, a debt collector, a bouncer, owned a bar, and more.

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ohfuckohfuckohfuckduck · 21/05/2011 08:29

I should add, the 3 "pourers" put him in the back of the car with his seatbelt on.

Given he could hardly pick his nose, the mechanics of the seatbelt were beyond him.

I had to help him out when we got to his house and ring the bell for his wife.

Poor girl was waiting up for him.

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beesimo · 21/05/2011 08:29

Oh a man of many parts all of them small!

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ohfuckohfuckohfuckduck · 21/05/2011 08:32

Beesimo - I may steal that phrase! Grin

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cuttingpicassostoenails · 21/05/2011 08:35

"a man of many parts, all of them small"

(toenails gets out note book and writes down quote for future use"

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ohfuckohfuckohfuckduck · 21/05/2011 08:37

AND I'm pissed off that I had an 18 mile round trip out of my way. More since he couldn't tell me where his house was.

He said "oh I live just out the road to XXX"

He fucking didn't. Right out that road to XXX, right through XXX and out the other side.

Plank.

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Vallhala · 21/05/2011 09:56

YABU. You brought that one upon yourself I'm afraid! What WERE you thinking of?!

There is NO WAY anyone would get a lift from me if they were drunk, male or female, I can't abide drunks. (Not TT, fine with alcohol, just not drunks). I CERTAINLY wouldn't have a pissed lech in my car, I'd have wanted to boot him in the bollocks not be his taxidriver!

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ohfuckohfuckohfuckduck · 21/05/2011 09:58

I know Valhalla.

As I said, in the cold light of day .. but I'd said I'd give him a lift.

But if I was his wife I'd have killed him.

And if she'd seen how he was behaving - it was disgraceful.

And everyone else was merry having a good time had a couple of drinks but not drunk. He was the only one of my group of friends in that state.

Not a mistake I'll be making again.

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worldgonemad72 · 21/05/2011 10:17

He sounds like my ex husband, next time let him walk home, he may sober up and realise what an arse he is.

VinegarTits · 21/05/2011 10:23

YABU to expect a man, so drunk it told 3 other men to put him in your car, to know where his house was

VinegarTits · 21/05/2011 10:23

told took

vmcd28 · 21/05/2011 10:28

Whether or not he was drunk, you gave a man who you only know "to talk to " a lift of 50+ miles late at night?! Shock And he'd been sleazing on women all night?!
YABVVVU - you brought it all on yourself!
The distance he was from home isn't your problem! You took a car, he should have done the same.

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ohfuckohfuckohfuckduck · 21/05/2011 10:32

When I say "to talk to" I mean we're all doing a part time course and meet up twice a week and have done all year. So not just know to speak to, but not as friendly as with the girls (since there's 4 girls of us who meet up maybe once every 3 or 4 weeks for a girly night out or in)

He was just a bit pathetic with his sleazing, he was so so drunk it was just laughable.

But yes, as I said, in the cold light of day I should have not given him a lift.

I suppose as my friend said the mantra should be if a taxi wouldn't take him I shouldn't have either

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nijinsky · 21/05/2011 10:35

YABU. Christ, even my horse knows how to find his way home! I don't think its too much to expect of an adult human. Don't bother the next time though - he's not your responsibility.

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