its afunny old world....I am writing a little book

[ScousyFogarty]

I do the writing my wife does the cartoons. Its sort of funny stuff with a bit of a sting in the tail. Laughter makes the world go round. It will mention5-Live characters. Ilisten a lot. I find it more interesting to write wbout women broadcasters then men are predictable to me. The women a pleasing puzzle. They are layered like an onion. Fannytastic I AM LAUGHING THINKING ABOUT IT. sO IT SHOULD BEGOOD tHIS RUDDY COMP IS A LAW UNTO ITSELF.

nothing on this has made any sense to me
i am not being nasty but i am truly confused

tatty maybe, Reality is being grossly offensive and he knows it. Whats the point? and why are you defening it.?

If you are office workers. I will do you a favour byreminding you that jobs are hards to get

A defening point? A deafening silence, the point fell on deaf ears perhaps...

In my defence, I'm more confused the more I read...

pisserGlittewr if you are confused with routine use of the english language. Nightschool may help. No offence intended

Will you be going to the Gaby Logan webchat? I think you should.

It is "GabyLoggon". The cadence is the same and the nonsensical witterings similar.

Feckwit. please stop reading. You may have other talents. Like footie, ludo.chess. one handed relief...or even gardening. Do what you are good at.

Office workers do get lunch breaks, you know.

If your garbled posts on MN are anything to go by, a whole book of the same would be toe-curlingly awful. Tip... get it printed on nice soft paper.

PLease go to the Gaby Logan webchat. Please please please. Especially Even if Mumsnet have specifically asked you not to.

Is this a dream?

Not a dream Believe, a recurring theme of mangled stream of conciousness english if it is the same poster.

GabbyLoggon is dead. Long live ScousyFogarty!

Hooray!!

I'm not at work btw.

And yes, please please go on the webchat, I would pay money to see that one.

feckwitis mortally wounded by the scathing posts.

I may have to cry.

Quite like ludo actually.

There there feckwit. I am sure that ScousyGabby didn't mean it. Everyone will get their turn to be insulted.

are you suggesting Mrs Kenny Logan is letting people have a free crack at her site? Paschaelina

Suprise, suprise. But being as you,ve raised it; I would prefer to use my imaginary skill to write a conversation between me and Mrs L

I would probably outline the areas we are likely to agree on and those we
would have to agree to differ on....

It would be an interesting exercise. But I will have to work on it. In our different ways myself and G.L know a bit about each other. So it wont be pure fiction. When I get round to writing it I hope even Gabby Logan will enjoy reading it. She has put a lot of personal stuff on the Internet.

I would , of course, prefer to write it for a paper in my own name. But here I will stick to the screen name.

I need a title. It would be corney to call it GABBY UNPLUGGED.....
But I must think about it; and keep it reasonably friendly.

PS THE FUSS ON HERE ABOUT NICKNAMES....is as relevant as a blush on the cheek of a dead man. It does not matter. You either post under your proper name or use a nickname. End of story.

Is it too early for a drink?....