To think that [hug] is, in fact, quite Mumsnet?

[DaisyLovesMetronidazole]

Every second bloody thread features an offer of a very un mn [hug].

So it's not really un mn anymore, is it?

I don't know what a baby dance is but I'm not asking, I look dim enough already

It's a shag when you're trying to conceive, snuffleturtle. Not knowing is probably classier though.

We should replace [hug] with >fuck you<

Snuffle It is a cringe worthy way of saying sex with purpose of reproduction, I would prefer >fuck<

I don't hun ,I don't do huggs (well maybe twice ,can't remember )

But ,some people do like it, and will do it as a reflex .

stick I understand what you are saying ,just that I think some posters are holding back their ((( ))) hun for fear of retribution !

this is turning into quiet an education isn't it snuffle

at >fuck you

Yoshi I am learning things I never thought I needed to know!

Why would you put how long since you last had a shag? That's weird?!

awww hunnie :) luvs ya xxxxxxx smoooch

OM NOM NOM

snuffle, if you dont know what baby dancing is, can I just suggest a quick google of marsbaring... should bring you right up to speed nods head in a knowing fashion

drinks wine

Giving a virtual hug is usually the only thing I can do to show empathy.

Not much with the words, you see.

So shoot me.

Has a HUG ever got you into trouble...with partner, wife. whatever?

see i know nothing of any of this, no i fucking dea what a baby dance is, no realisation that offering someone the who is having a shitty time a little hug to show them you care was a mn problem. well i tell you what you can all you hug yourselves for all i care i mean really people is this what you guys get pissed off about?

onlywants I once googled blue waffle... I swore never to google anything again...

genuine {boak}

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh my eyes. i just had a loop excision and am worried about infection. now i know what to look out for.