to go lay down in the road and await a bus to squish me flat

[FurKnickersAndNoCoat]

as of 12.00 am this evening/morning i am officially 30. i am officially single. officially a single parent AGAIN and officially moving 300 miles away after 7 years. woo hoo. bring on that bus. anybody own a monster truck? (yes of course i am attention seeking). i also think i cant spell officialy but its my birthday so bite me.

im out awaiting hearing from the agents of the new house hoping and bloody praying the application goes through. failing that i am moving in with johnny depp. he keeps asking but you know how it is...

hope it allgoes well fur coat xxx

OH goodness me.... sorry furry one ... have a lovely thirtys decade my lovely ... sounds like you should save the bus idea for your ex.

happy birthday to you

thanks everyone. will await my margaritas tomorrow with much anticipation. cheers

Stand on a zebra crossing instead - drivers usually speed up if they see pedestrians ;).
OR forget your pathetic ex - you've got lovely children, close relatives and a new future ahead. 30 is so young - catch up with old friends or find new ones when you move.
Go out clubbing, see bands, start a college class, a new job or a sport.
Enjoy the summer - and have a Pimms or two with the margaritas.
Who knows you may soon be enjoying life so much that you will realise what a lucky escape (from your ex. And random buses) you had!