This evening, my DH stormed into the house covered in rain and complaining that I had failed to buy him new shoes (eh?) and that these ones had holes in them. Rant over, he threw them in the bin and stormed out of the kitchen. I then peeled the vegetables over them.
Five minutes later, feeling better and realising that we have no tonic for the gin, he has removed the vegetable scraps and taken them out of the bin again in order to wear them to the supermarket.
Whilst guffawing at his stupidity and peeling a leek at the same time, he pointed at me and reminded me that whilst buying vegetables in Ethiopia, I would always make the market people remove the useless bit of them before weighing them so that I didn't have to pay an extra quarter of a pence, or whatever it was. Thus, in one of the world's poorest countries, I would barter down poor people over the leaves of a vegetable. I am genuinely ashamed.
Anyone else?