To think that primary school aged children do not need...

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large extra value meal with a milkshake you could bath in, followed by a mcfluffy?

Am at macs (had d+v so couldn't face cooking for ds, si happy meal and water as a rare treat)

Woman on next table, 3 kids, eldest 2 must have been 6-8? Huge big mac meals, trough of chips, milkshakes and mcfluffys?

Christ that's surely a weeks worth of kcal and fat???

Her smallest child was then sick all over the floor... She just left it for staff to clean lazy slattern

Am

Mr spoc you are right... I'm sure I saw there 4x4 parked outside the chippy just now, and heard them asking in their plummy voices for a deep fried mars bar and a bottle of bru

Neva and I bet the dad had a can of tennants supa too

WTF is wrong with you OP? Why would you go to a restaurant when carrying a D&V bug?

Ha ha greenline its a wind up

lol

No dad... Probably in the jail

Goddamn it. You mean I went to the effort of calorie counting a big mac for no reason? So now I'll be sitting there eating one next time I'm in MaccyD's knowing how bad it is on a diet? :(

Pfft!

Yeah i think I saw him on the strangeways programme. Was he the ginger fat man who kept undertaking all them dirty protests? I think his name was Dave???

Nixea its ok. If you eat one then as long as you dont eat anything all day you will be fine.

Me I prefer the new Prada diet. Eat nothing then when your about to faint eat something little

You are actually judging someone eating in McD's and you are eating in there yourself???

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

No harm in the odd happy meal. I agree with the OP that a young child shouldn't need to be fed a supersized adult meal, fast track to obesity imo. I'm surprised at the amount of people who think its terrible to feed their children McD's and yet happily feed them the plastic rubbish that calls itself food in Costa and Starbucks.

Oh dear

Ponders the wisdom of dividing a big mac meal into thirds....do-able. Definitely do-able! Breakfast, lunch and dinner right there I reckon! :)

Just clicked. This is a special scientific thread to see how many people do not read post the opening post.

Nixea because there are only 1200 calaries in a set meal could we just not have a large meal for breakfast then one at super? technically that will be 1 1/2 meals per day.

Now that is sterling logic MrSpoc. If we went for a medium meal rather than large then there may even be enough in the calorie budget for a McFluffy for pud!

If I give my 8 year old a happy meal, I have to cook him a large meal when he gets home. If I give him an adult meal, he only has a snack.

he's a perfectly healthy weight, and always has been.

YABU for being in a place that serves food when you knew you had D &V

do you think two apple paies are better than one Mcflurry? or two of the choco doughnuts??

I was happily popping back and forth between the computer and the cooker doing tea...and now all I can think of is apple pies. A curse on you I say!

Hmmm Applie Pies. Just realised we could set up a custard company selling little pots of custard to people going into McDonalds. I bet we could even get some profit on thier pies as more people would be buying them

Sorry, I couldn't be arsed to clear up the sick. Mind you, isn't that what Johnny No Stars gets paid to do? My kids NEED 4000 calories a day to help them cope with the 40 fags they smoke.

And imagine if we could franchise it as well....you could even go for syringes of custard to squirt into the middle. The possibilities are endless.

Public places like MacDonalds would pour that sand stuff over the mess first so they can sweep it away and then mop and disinfect the floor. TBF to this lady, sorry, "lazy slattern", she probably would have been told she wasn't allowed to use ther equipment due to 'elf and safety'. I was told this when DD ws suddenly and spectacularly sick on the floor in the library. I offered to clear it up and they said no for this reason.

YABU and unfairly judgy.

Nixea - how dare you lower the tone with syringes. I have you know that they should be used out the back behind the bins. Cheeky bugger.

You all believe the op when she says it was a joke?
Maybe she decided to make it a 'joke' when people started having a pop at her!!
Just a thought....