to not want to look at this womans arsehole?

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Went swimming today.

I normally have no problem with nudity - particularly not within the confines of a female changing room.

However, one woman decided to bend over to dry her feet with the door of the cubicle open, naked..... I saw things I didn't expect to see unless I trained as a gynecologist.

I was going to complain but couldn't think of how to phrase it!

Should I have complained?

You probably just should've said EUWWWWW really loudly

You should have said "Would you mind shutting the door, I can see right up your arsehole". In your politest voice

With a coomment like "she could have wiped it"...

MissP HAHAHA

DH suggests 'Put your Flange away"

at MissP, that really made me laugh.

Always take a Small Child with you when go swimming.They pipe with with just the right comments and have no problems with using the top end of their vocal range.

Or just don't look-it'll make your eyes bleed.

yabu, and should be worried about yourself for posting!

roflcopter missP !

Fighting talk there Driftwood.

Have you been swimming today?

PMSL at MissP and Driftwood's responses. No idea who I agree with though!

If I didn't know I hadn't been swimming today I'd've thought you meant me . I always do things like this in public, totally without thinking, because I have no sense of shame am comfortable in my own body.

Personally I am of the live and let live view vis-a-vis changing room etiquette - don't look at other people's arseholes and get on with moisturising or whatever.

BUT if you did want to be arsey you could gasp loudly and say 'Is that normal, that colour??' to anyone else who would listen.

I saw a women drying her minge very thoroughly on the hand-held dryer once in my local pool. Legs akimbo and very odd straddling positions. Dear god
I'm so glad I've never used those dryers

You should have said loudly "oh that reminds me, I must book an appointment for my rectal examination".

Or yelled "ewwwwwww! chocolate starfish!"

FFS you have my full sympathy, i just glad i can't see my own never mind some random stranger. Its wrong to have to look at anothers ring piece unless its family or you are a proctologist.Just wrong.

I quite agree with you OP. Why use a cubicle if you're not actually going to close the door? Or put underwear on before bending over.

How prolific would your pubes have to be for them to require blowdrying?

You could have just hung a towel over it and said "there, that's better".

I thought this was going to be a thread about Katie Perry

I'm still laughing at MissP

arf @ GK

You need a toddler - mine would have probably gone and poked her finger in.

YANBU. Fucking awful. Sphincter woman was probbly getting some cheap kick off showing you the inner workings of her ring piece. Quite likely a pervert I reckon.

Incidentally, at my gym there is a Special K advert plastered on the inside of the lockers which has an outline of a woman in a shower and the legend, 'If you're following the Special K diet, why bother closing the curtain?'

For real. Anyone else find that puzzling?

"oh dear, not one for rectal bleaching then dear?"

I was once in a family changing room next to a dad with small children who loudly said, after several hissed stopit's "The next child who pokes their finger in my bottom will get a smack!"

Don't bend over nekkid then, mate. Or any one else. Ever.