to wonder what reward I get for dh's inability to drive, load the dishwasher, cook, make tea, get dressed...

[hatwoman]

he came off his moutain bike doing some ridiculously challenging trail in Wales. went straight over a drop and broke both arms.

he keeps calling hiself a pratt and is totally apologetic. Personally I don't think the apology is necessary. But maybe a small token, a wee bit of recompense...

Both arms! Ouch..
Is there anything you've been hankering for...some hints could be dropped, you'll have a captive audience for a while.

A kindle and a weekend off to enjoy it when his arms are better!

Free use of his crdedit card on the website of your choice

To chortle at his stupidity. Best reward ever is that.

Both arms?! Bloody hell! Poor him - was he out in the middle of nowhere when it happened?

I bet he'll be straight back on the bike once the arms work again, won't he?

Oh god, dh quite often goes mountain biking in Wales, am going to show him this thread! How long is he in plaster for? I reckon a child-free weekend at the very least should be your reward!

I agree with BimboNo5. Surely you must be able to set up some funny situations to giggle at :o

Seriously though, I hope he's better soon and you get some extra help from friends and family. A spa day or something totally selfish to let you rest up after your hard work.

A bit bloody tight to have a chortle! Not good. My son broke both arms in a MB accident and it's nasty. I was involved in a severe mountain bike accident 3 weeksa ago and still suffering.
Hatwomen have a think of a nice treat and I'm sure Dh will get you something good

First thought that came into my head when I read your post? Oh my God she'll have to wipe his bum too! Obviously I'd do it for those I love the most, but when it's because of his own daftness I think you need jewellery at the very least, and possibly a weekend at a lovely spa once he's better to get over your own trauma!

Oh lordy, if it's longer than a week he'll be needing a wank too

A weekend? Fuck that, at least a week's holiday with the friends of your choice.

Tickle him under the armpits

Why do people always suggest a spa as a treat.
They are hideous places on the whole.

I thought the OP was after something good!!

ouch!!! your poor husband!!! :(

if its any consolation, I have a husband who cant do any of those things either, and he hasnt got broken arms.....

yet!

Watching with interest as DP fell out of a tree six weeks ago and has been on crutches unable to weight bear on it since. Leaving me to do EVERYTHING, including dealing with a 17 week old DS!

So far I'm going for a spa break and a silver bangle from Links...

Laughing at curry!

That was my first thought too Curry.

at curry.

I agree with Maryz - if you look after him excellently he'll have no choice but to be lovely to you any time you are the slightest bit poorly, even if it's just a hangover. ("I looked after you when you came off your bike and that was self-induced too!")

I'm not whinging tbh. He's being great about it all. and I am sympathetic. I had a minor fall a couple of weeks ago and made a fuss even though it was just bruises - the thought of doing what dh did just makes me feel completely queasy. Seeing him hold his arms un-naturally lose and wince when he tries to use them is pretty horrible. off to the fractures unit tomorrow to see if he needs casts.

Maryz ie there a cut off point where you have to stop doing things that are fun?

(suppose I'd better take up knitting and fuckin cross stitch or gardening now that I am middle aged!! ffs!)

I know Maryz!

I was a little bit pissed last night!!

Saying that though after I had my rather bad MB accident a few weeks ago which resulted in my face being stiched at A and E and I hav scars and bruises all over my leg, and left hand side of my body and can't bend my arm I must admit there are times when I wonder why I MB, snowboard and cave!! I really should turn it in! It doesn't help when my Head of Service says things like 'Upahill you are too old for this now!!'

Your choice of DVD/TV viewing. Because with arms in plaster he cannot get to the remote

And also the credit card thing :)