How observant/memory-ant are you?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Just owndering how good you are a spotting things or remembering things.

So I have designed a little quiz to find out.

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1/ Can you remember the name of your first senior school PE teacher?

2/ Please describe the person who was sitting/standing/reeking on your direct left the last time you were on public transport?

3/ Imagine opening the cupboard where you store your tiined goods. Waht tin is on the far right?

4/ Where is the sellotape?

5/ What colour is the door of the fourth building down to the left from where you are currently seated?

6/ What did you have for supper on Christmas Eve?

7/ When was the last time you used a phoneless cord?

8/ What was the last song you heard?

9/ What was the best present you had for your 18th birthday?

10/ What was the date printed on the last best before date that you looked at?

11/ if you drive, how full is your tank? If you don't dive, where were you walking to the last time you walked with an umbrella?

12/ What type of dog was the last dog you saw, that is not owned by you or your family?

No rules this time.

1/ Can you remember the name of your first senior school PE teacher?
Miss Aitken

2/ Please describe the person who was sitting/standing/reeking on your direct left the last time you were on public transport?
Nope, has been agggges since I used public transport

3/ Imagine opening the cupboard where you store your tiined goods. Waht tin is on the far right?
mandarins

4/ Where is the sellotape?
bureau, top drawer, left

5/ What colour is the door of the fourth building down to the left from where you are currently seated?
none - we're next door to a park

6/ What did you have for supper on Christmas Eve?
gammon, roasties, veg

7/ When was the last time you used a phoneless cord?
today

8/ What was the last song you heard?
the winner of the eurovision !!

9/ What was the best present you had for your 18th birthday?
sapphire necklace and earrings from mum and dad

10/ What was the date printed on the last best before date that you looked at?
15 May on my ready meal for tomorroe eve

11/ if you drive, how full is your tank? If you don't dive, where were you walking to the last time you walked with an umbrella?
less than 1.4 full.

12/ What type of dog was the last dog you saw, that is not owned by you or your family?
no idea!

thanks for this - makes me feel betetr about my memory!!

chaos you make me giggle.

October?! I really wish I knew where your going with this but I can't work you out.

1/ Can you remember the name of your first senior school PE teacher?
Mrs Beard and Miss Abascia
2/ Please describe the person who was sitting/standing/reeking on your direct left the last time you were on public transport?
Well built black guy with large trainers on what I imagine were large feet and he had a thick coat on on a hot day

3/ Imagine opening the cupboard where you store your tiined goods. Waht tin is on the far right?
Tinned cherries
4/ Where is the sellotape?
Dining table

5/ What colour is the door of the fourth building down to the left from where you are currently seated?
Green

6/ What did you have for supper on Christmas Eve?
Nothing, I was too busy wrapping

7/ When was the last time you used a phoneless cord?
This morning assuming you mean cordless phone

8/ What was the last song you heard?
In Your Eyes by Peter Gabrielle

9/ What was the best present you had for your 18th birthday?
Mum and Dad bought me a lovely gold ring of two leaves and two sapphires

10/ What was the date printed on the last best before date that you looked at?
6th June on yoghurt

11/ if you drive, how full is your tank? If you don't dive, where were you walking to the last time you walked with an umbrella?
I have one bar left which will soon go to the red bar

12/ What type of dog was the last dog you saw, that is not owned by you or your family?
A chocolate brown Staffie

I'm absolutely fabberglasted that so many of you can remember your PE teacher.

I wonder if that's because PE is a bit more interesting than other subjects, thus making the teacher more memorable?

What would've happened if I had picked RE teacher?

1/ Can you remember the name of your first senior school PE teacher? No idea. I remember she was pregnant though, and then went on to teach art

2/ Please describe the person who was sitting/standing/reeking on your direct left the last time you were on public transport? DS... Not reeking, mind

3/ Imagine opening the cupboard where you store your tiined goods. Waht tin is on the far right? Tomato Soup

4/ Where is the sellotape? In the cupboard where I keep the laundry stuff

5/ What colour is the door of the fourth building down to the left from where you are currently seated? Brown

6/ What did you have for supper on Christmas Eve? Sausage rolls and mince pies. It's tradition

7/ When was the last time you used a phoneless cord? Errr... I don't understand the question?

8/ What was the last song you heard? Pixie Lott - Cry Me Out

9/ What was the best present you had for your 18th birthday? A new mobile. That worked

10/ What was the date printed on the last best before date that you looked at? 13th May, on the bread. BUT it had been frozen

11/ if you drive, how full is your tank? If you don't dive, where were you walking to the last time you walked with an umbrella? University

12/ What type of dog was the last dog you saw, that is not owned by you or your family? Dalmation

I hace no idea either why I typed phoneless cord.

I think I meant a corded phone.

Chaos I can remember my RE teacher too....Mr Wardle. He was lovely. I have a ridiculously good memory and could most likely list all my teachers from Mr Whitehead in Reception upwards! The only reason I did particularly well in my O Levels is not because I was super clever, simply because I just remembered everything in my books once I'd read them a couple of times. Very handy skill to have at times. Fucking unhandy at others

I'd say YABU for posting this in YABU, when it isn't a YABU question! I want to read about children at weddings and fights with inlaws

alopogies

It was friday, I was buckled, and there were so many tabs open.

I don't remember my PE teacher but I do remember my RE teacher. Her name was Mrs Lee and everyone was horrible to her, and used to take the mickey out of her "tree trunk" legs - she had Elephantitis. I even remember the song we used to sing to her, in the tune of Land Of Hope And Glory:

"Land of Hope and Glory,
Mrs Lee was having a bath
2F (name of our class) looked through the keyhole
And had a jolly good laugh
Ha HA HA"

I saw her about 10 years later on the street and went up to her and apologised profusely for all the hardship we gave her!

you alopogise a lot Chaos

I can also remember my RE teachers in secondary - Mr Stent and Mr Powney.

And the name of the fit History teacher, smelly maths teacher, strict Geograpghy teacher, Food tech teacher who never shaved her pits (they were inches long and hung over our food), funny Physics teacher, English teacher who kept Gin and spare slouch socks in her cupboard and many others who thankfully are remembered just for being nice or inspirational.

I can remember both my RE teachers too, but that's because I'm a rebellious Atheist and enjoyed causing the poor chaps grief.
Haven't got any public transport and likewise 4 doors left is feild of F**ing oil seed rape. (It's costing me a fortune in Benedryl)