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AIBU?

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Original poster

to think that if you are invited round tio your neighbours house for Christmas lunch you do not

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Ormirian · 13/05/2011 15:16

turn up at 6am. Tramp mud into the carpet. Invite your parents round before lunch and then demand they are given cheese and biscuits with gherkins. Or take the host and hostess for a forced march through hip high water to a fairground run by zombies.

And worst of all not let the hostess have any champagne because rats have nibbled the corks?

Well AIBU?

Or do you think that perhaps I need to stop eating cheese just before bedtime?

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TrillianAstra · 13/05/2011 15:16

Christmas?!

You are having nightmares about christmas already?

DontCallMePeanut · 13/05/2011 15:17
Hmm
Hullygully · 13/05/2011 15:18

Oh Orm.

Orm Orm Orm.

Original poster
Ormirian · 13/05/2011 15:18

Well I assumed it was christmas because it was a big meal and I was supposed to be cooking turkey - although it didn't look much like turkey when I took it out of the oven Confused

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Original poster
Ormirian · 13/05/2011 15:20

It was very distressing.

I don't even like my neighbours that much.

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ObiWan · 13/05/2011 15:21

Well, I'm sure someone will come along to detangle the symbolism for you.
At least you weren't naked Grin

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Ormirian · 13/05/2011 15:23

Well I think I was... Hmm

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StewieGriffinsMom · 13/05/2011 15:24

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Ormirian · 13/05/2011 15:26

I am not sure if I was or not . I didn't see the rats! I don't beleive there were rats but that's what they told me. I think they were trying to diguise the fact they had drunk all the champers. Well DH was pissed for sure!

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Hullygully · 13/05/2011 15:29

You are feeling used, abused and under-appreciated.

He is a gaslighting emotional abuser and you should leave. Now.

AlistairSim · 13/05/2011 15:29

Are you sure it was a dream as opposed to a prophesy?

Original poster
Ormirian · 13/05/2011 15:32

Oh hully I know, I know.

If it was a prophecy I am seriously pissed off. My house is much nicer than the one in the dream. What on earth wil have happened?

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AlistairSim · 13/05/2011 15:35

Could the zombie fairground be a clue, do you think?

It's going to happen, people.

bittersweetvictory · 13/05/2011 15:40

Well a cowboy shot my budgie last night and then i flew off my neighbours roof and landed on the clothesline which snapped and all the washing fell in the mud, AIBU to be pissed off using up my dreamtime to redo the washing.

Hullygully · 13/05/2011 15:42

Last night a DJ saved my life

ObiWan · 13/05/2011 15:44

Are you sure you were dealing with a budgie and a cowboy bittersweet?
Not a jackdaw/crow type thing and a shrieking woman wearing a gasmask and throwing birdseed in the airGrin??

Punkatheart · 13/05/2011 15:52

I do like the idea of a fairground run by zombies. Maybe the hand comes off when they give you the change........

MumblingRagDoll · 13/05/2011 16:01

I would LOVE to go to a Zombie-fairground! Imagine the waltzers! Arms, ears and arses flying hither and thither...it would be very exciting.

Punkatheart · 13/05/2011 16:04

...or hooking a duck? I am so sorry, here is your nose back....

MumblingRagDoll · 13/05/2011 16:08

Ha! Or the Coconut Shy....oh...excse me sir, the ball seems to have embedded itself in your abdomen. Allow me....

MadamDeathstare · 13/05/2011 16:13

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HeadfirstForHalos · 13/05/2011 16:38

Last night a DJ saved my life

Sounds like a dodgy Elton John number Grin

icooksocks · 13/05/2011 16:42
AbsDuCroissant · 13/05/2011 16:44

Well, at least you didn't give birth to freaking Alan Alda, and decided to breast feed him (THANK YOU VERY MUCH MN)

possibly the most disturbing dream of my life. My nipple, in Hawkeye's mouth. Oh. My. word.

Punkatheart · 13/05/2011 17:53

I bet you would have weaned him on mash.