To make Manshape peel my Lindt eggs...

[deemented]

I have a bag of lovely Lindt chocolate eggs.

They are very lovely indeed, but each one is individually wrapped, and i have to put my mouse down to unwrap them.

He's sat there doing nowt, and has on more than one occassion declared he'd do anything for me, so AIBU to make him peel them for me and feed me them?

I've been dropping hints all night Quint, but he's having none of it.

stop dropping hints and tell him he is to serve you

So Manshape is your partner?

I am normally much more polite BUT ffs manshape peel those bloody eggs xxx

Yes, he's my 'partner' Worral, for want of a better word. But 'Partner' sounds fecking pretentious so i don't use it. And bupcakes please stop twtiching - people'll think you have a nervous tic.

Pleased to announced that he did peel those bloody eggs eventually And ate them off me

Do the eggs have the same filling as Lindt Lindor? If they do I'm going straight down to Asda!!

And does manshape call you womanshape?

Manshape

Someone else used Manshape on a thread the other day....it was just wrong!

Didn't know that's why you. Called him that though, I like it :)

They do, Cattleprod. They are very lovely indeed.

No, he doesn't call me 'womanshape' - he calls me by my name, or refers to me as his 'missus' or whatever. I don't mind.

And waht's with all the ?