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Country Life's 39 steps to a better life. How accomplished are you?

148 replies

HipposGoBeserk · 04/05/2011 11:18

Link here.

I wish I could do most of them. I'll pass on the shooting, skinning, plucking and gutting though.

I can do 15.

Grin
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nijinsky · 04/05/2011 11:48

I'd have a fair go at the ones I can't do!

SmethwickBelle · 04/05/2011 11:51

That's hilarious! I'd rate the ones involving good manners the rest are largely irrelevant I think.

Manners as a given, I don't see why having a smattering in a load of things is more accomplished than being very good at a few things. As long as you are polite and willing to show an interest, have a try and ask questions about other things you'll get along just fine in life.

zukiecat · 04/05/2011 11:51

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LaurieFairyCake · 04/05/2011 11:52

32 for me that I can easily do

the languages and flyfishing I had the smallest idea of

allgonebellyup · 04/05/2011 11:53

i got 21 too! Would love to drive tractor/reverse one!

NinkyNonker · 04/05/2011 11:53
  1. Poss a bit of a couple more. Confused
allgonebellyup · 04/05/2011 11:54

Laurie, that's bloody good!

AbsDuCroissant · 04/05/2011 11:55

17 and 3/4 (I can't tell the difference between wines at that level only at "paint stripper - not paint stripper" level, but I am a MEAN cocktail maker) and 1/4 as I can say tons of stuff in Russian, but pretty much nothing in Arabic (apart from elephant and hello) Cantonese, Urdu or Spanish

TobyLerone · 04/05/2011 11:56
  1. Get in.
dementedma · 04/05/2011 11:56

I'm suprised that so many people think this is a good and useful list - guess I move in the wrong circles Grin

allgonebellyup · 04/05/2011 11:56

If i can speak a little spanish, does that mean i get 0.25 of a point??!

Al0uiseG · 04/05/2011 11:58

Me personally, not that many. Within my immediate family I think we've got the lot covered.

Dusts hands, goes shopping.

CMOTdibbler · 04/05/2011 11:59

35, plus a few more a bit

OTheHugeManatee · 04/05/2011 12:01

I got 32. Can't shoot or do card tricks though.

GingerWrath · 04/05/2011 12:02

23...but I can handle a shotgun and gut a fish...just never skinned a rabbit!

ComeAlongPond · 04/05/2011 12:03

28 for me, and bits of some others.

No idea how to deliver a lamb.

thefirstMrsDeVere · 04/05/2011 12:08

That is all going to come in well handy in Walthamstow.
I am going to print it off and give it to DS1. I will insist he share it amongst his friends.
Grin

thefirstMrsDeVere · 04/05/2011 12:11

1.Talk your way out of a jacking without getting stabbed

  1. Say 'no curry sauce' in Turkish, Bengali and Patois
  2. Listen to music on your mobile phone without wanting to smash it up due to the hidious tinny sound quality
  3. Know the exact boundaries of your postcode (see number 1)
  4. Deliver a pizza
mumblechum1 · 04/05/2011 12:12

Several of the 33 I can do are because I used to help out on my uncle's farm, so I can drive a tractor/deliver a lamb/shoot.

Opening and pouring champagne is not rocket science!

Bearcrumble · 04/05/2011 12:12

I am just surprised LeQueen hasn't posted to reassure us that she (and her child prodigies) can do all 39.

Then add a few more that should be on the list.

SybilBeddows · 04/05/2011 12:13

well I'm sulking because they've put the rabbit skinning, fish gutting ones, which I can do and am rather proud of the fact, in with handling a shotgun which I can't. Hrrumph.

Punkatheart · 04/05/2011 12:14
  1. Intellectual stuff no problem. Anything practical - Frank Spencer.
thefirstMrsDeVere · 04/05/2011 12:15
  1. Be able to discuss five of the classics with passion - e.g. Biggy Smalls, Tupac, Dr Dre, NWA & Diggable Planets.
  2. Be able to turn a perfectly nice outfit into an ill fitting, dirty ensemble just by putting it on
SybilBeddows · 04/05/2011 12:15

I'm sure I could slip away from a football riot. Never tried but how hard can it be?

Punkatheart · 04/05/2011 12:15

Not sure about delivering a lamb. First or second class post? They must take an awful lot of wrapping....