To remind you that the Apprentice starts up next week!!

[Salmotrutta]

First episode Tuesday 10th May and the next on Wednesday 11th. Then every Wednesday after that - yippee. I need to get out more don't I!

You can however meet thenew candidates this week!

www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/

[giraffesCantDanceWiOotBuckie]

yipeeeeeeeeeeeee

[proudfoot]

woohoo woop woop love the apprentice

[expatinscotland]

I don't know who's worst, Donald Trump or Alan Sugar. Actually, it's not hard to deduce: they are both misogynist, over-rated and over-blown twats.

Have never watched and never will.

Trump, you're a dicksmack over that whole ridiculous 'Is Obama American?' fracas among you're trying to get a CPO for your equally ridiculous golf course. Guess you still got your house here out of it, but you're half-Scottish, so you can't be decently got rid of, and tbh, that's pretty embarrassing. Equally embarrassing is your worthless git of a son whom we also can't be rid of because his mother is an EU national.

Hopefully you'll lose interest or go to the Hebrides where your mother came from and meet all those fire and brimstone Calvinist freaks who'll keep you in check. But that's probably why you went east anyhow.

Sugar, you'd be worse than Trump but you're shorter and uglier and not as rich. You'd give the hat Princess Beatrice wore to the royal wedding a run for its money in the ugly sweepstakes, and well, at least the hat doesn't have a personality. Why anyone gives you the time of day is beyond me, but don't expect it to last.

I pay my license for programming like this and it honestly makes me sick, because both of you are parasitic air-thieves.

[expatinscotland]

Sorry for grammar mistakes, predictive text.

[GapsAGoodUn]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.



I am in stupid fucking Australia and won't get to see it.

It's the end, I tell you.

The End.

(erm, unless anyone knows how to watch in on 'tinterweb thingy when you can't get iplayer?)

[GapsAGoodUn]

I never watched it for bloody Sugar but I love Nick and Margaret and I even liked Karren.

[AmyStake]

I'll be abroad too Gaps. Does BBC Iplayer work if you're in another country? Bet it doesn't. Bollocks.

[QuietTiger]

I love it, because most of the applicants are a disaster waiting to happen. My DH hates it, spends his time watching it and shouting at the TV. he's never missed an episode though!

Am off to sky+ now. :)

[emptyshell]

Don't think iPlayer works abroad - I know a friend can't watch it.

Didn't realise there was a new series coming - surprised the BBC ain't trailering the snot outta it yet.

Loved Baggs last year - the "you're not a fish" line was comedy gold and he really took it all on the chin in the post-show interviews.

Bah can't set it on Sky+ till later on today.

[GapsAGoodUn]

I know. When I think of his 'extreme masculinity' I still snigger.

And to think I'm going to miss it

[sausagesandmarmelade]

Love it...

Will Sky Plus the series

[olderandwider]

My all time favourite quote :


Stuart Baggs: ?The thing is, I?m a big fish in a small pond?.

Claude Littner: ?You?re not a big fish.' Pause. ?You?re not even a fish?.


Love it and its cast of venal, malicious, backstabbing, lying, manipulative, cheating, hypocritical and delusional contestants.

[scottishmummy]

lol,thats good quote
observing the histrionics,tiffs,feuds is gripping apprentice is only tv prog i make definite time for

there must be web page of good apprentice quotes out there

[Quenelle]

Can't wait. I love all the talk of 'Bizznizz'

I miss Margaret too. And the Camel Overcoat.

[theredhen]

Great, can't wait - it's the only reality TV I like.

[emptyshell]

The Margaret on the Lego Apprentice clips is brilliantly done (they're on youtube if you ain't seen them - last series sadly lacking in number).

Pantsman was another classic one as well.

[tvmum1976]

I worked on the Apprentice for a while and have written a blog post about why I love Alan Sugar and hate Gok Wan. If anyone's interested then stop by: www.calmdowndear.wordpress.com