Bloody return flight on Flybe from Exeter to Glasgow in June! It's more expensive and 4x longer in time to go by train or I'd do that on principle, just for the sodding booking fee. How can they get away with that? Bastards. Also they "pre-select" seats on the website, make out that it's your choice and charge you £fucking6 each way for the privilege unless you make very sure to uncheck the seat.
And travel insurance for a 2 day trip to Glasgow? I don't think so. And really, no, I do not wish to take any bloody "baggage" as you so delightfully phrase it.
Bastards.