to be really chuffed at this idiot in Tesco?

[Melly19MummyToBe]

Ok, so I was in Tesco earlier and this complete idiotic stranger says to me "HA! That dress makes you look about 6 months pregnant!", It's a black maxi dress. I give him a great big beam, like this >> :o , and go "Awww really? Thanks! I thought it made me look about 9, but I'm only 7 and half months!". I know, I think it was meant to be an insult but it really didn't work. I only wish I'd had a camera ready to get his face, it was a mixture of

Unfortunately, no. Sometimes it is great to go back at someone with a cutting whiplash of a reply but equally, silence is golden, as the song goes!

Ha! Very funny :o

I had a work colleague who always used to tease me about not having a boyfriend. I eventually left that company (not because of him, that would be silly :o) and didn't see him for ages. Next time I saw him he said "still can't get anyone to shag you then eh?" His face was a picture when I told him I was married and 4 months pregnant :o

I find that people who deal it can't always take it.

Fantastic comeback!

I often try to do something along the lines of the Winston Churchill thing.

He's just preparing you for when your child can talk and embarrass the hell out of you:

My son to him mum, aged 2 1/2 - in a shoe shop, stood next to a very fat woman, pointing at her "mummy - look at her - she's benormous!"

Cue mum turning all shades of red, and wishing the ground would swallow her.

Love the comeback. Id loved to have seen his face. Personally Im not good with comebacks and Id probably have resorted to a few choice sware words hee hee!!!