What things are you unreasonable about?

[Mumofaflump]

Mine is old people driving fast cars slowly. While wearing hats...

FFS, if you can't drive down a dual carriageway at 70 then:

A) You shouldn't be allowed a license.
B) If you are going to drive slowly then buy a slow car and save the money.
C) If you are that cold that you needs hat, turn the heating up.

Now, I know I am BU about this, but it bugs me. What bugs you?

Oooh I agree with the person who objected to having their paper read before them. If DH starts reading my paper or- worse- magazine before I have, I glower at him and make muttering sounds about "wearing out my words". He has mostly learned.
I am unreasonable about my dog getting overwrought just because I have put on a cardigan/got into pyjamas/walked upstairs/walked downstairs/opened a drawer/got off the sofa. Any time I do ANYTHING the dog thinks I'm preparing to take him for a walk. He will follow me yawning, whining, chattering his teeth and touching my bare leg with his cold nose. STOP IT!!

My neighbour's new security light that is currently beaming straight through my bedroom window. He has assured me an electrician is coming to lower it next week...erm well thanks but that doesn't help me sleep now turn the fucking thing off please.

I like really like hate it, when like people like use the word like all the like time.

Ainsley Harriot

Oh, SarahA like, that really like annoys me too like. It was like even more like annoying with my former like boss. He didn't like just say like he sortalike said sortalike as sortalike every sortalike other sortalike bloody sortalike word.

When a forensic anthropologist looks at my bones in centuries to come, they will wonder what caused my teeth to be SO ground down........