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to ask the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

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grovel · 18/04/2011 15:39

Well, a weasel's weasily recognised but a stoat's stoatily different.

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B52s · 18/04/2011 15:43

or a buffalo and a bison?

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aliceliddell · 18/04/2011 15:43

And the otter? Yes, it is : OTTERLY different. This (brilliant) joke has been in my family for at least 5 generations. Well, when I say 'brilliant'....

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TurtlesAreRetroRight · 18/04/2011 15:45

The stoat can be easily told from the weasel by the simple fact that its tail is black and its figure slightly the bigger.

Enid bloody Blyton. I forget all sorts, where my keys are, what day it is, but this crap is what I remember. Thank you Children of Cherry Flipping Tree Farm.

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RevoltingPeasant · 18/04/2011 15:46

Are you my dad, OP?

He used to ask us this at least once a week until we were in our teens thirties.

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BringBackGoingForGold · 18/04/2011 15:47

B52s, you can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

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grovel · 18/04/2011 15:48

"Otterly different"! Brilliant. So glad I started this useless thread.

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nocake · 18/04/2011 15:53

Our local curry house has started serving Chicken Tarka. It's like Chicken Tikka but a bit otter.

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BringBackGoingForGold · 18/04/2011 15:54

Grin at nocake

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ExitPursuedByALamb · 18/04/2011 15:55

nocake Grin Grin Grin

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thumbbunny · 18/04/2011 15:56

Grin at the shocking puns (I guess?) in this thread, but more so at Turtles' post for being genuine in response to the OP title.

Love Chicken Tarka! Grin

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grovel · 18/04/2011 15:58

What have Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun got in common?

Their middle name.

Oh, how I love the old ones.

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thumbbunny · 18/04/2011 16:08

Why is a politician like a dirty nappy? They're both full of shit.

Not quite as apposite as the others, sorry Blush

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TurtlesAreRetroRight · 18/04/2011 16:11

Oh I have to be genuine about this. I'm worried for my addled brain. Enid and her weird woodsman Tammylan I remember. Where dd's book is? Not a clue.

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aliceliddell · 18/04/2011 16:20

Oh, Grovel, I love you! Same middle name.....Ha!

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stoatie · 18/04/2011 16:24

did someone call??

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ChateauRouge · 18/04/2011 16:25

There's no LeStoatMysterieux....

Maybe he'd be a vampire LeStoat?

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