to wonder how some people actually manage to copulate?

[ChaosTulyReigns]

I spent some time today with a lovely friend today, but I always walk away from our time together with a small smile on my face, wondering how on earth she ever managed to conceive.

Anti-bacterial gel always at the ready, a shuddery reluctance to wipe the green sauce from her DS's nose in case it gets on her hands.

I've also seen her at the pool, special flipflops on her feet from the second her feet are bared to the very edge of the pool, even showering in them.

I can just imagine her face being all squirly and uptight although I try not to what with all those fluids swishing around when the evening action starts and those floodgates open.

(Oh and I'm close enough to her to know there's no OCD involved, it's just a distaste for all secretions really, so don't start the flaming regarding that, ok?)

Snigger. So know what you mean. There's a novel in which the husband knows he's in for a treat when the wife lays out the towel of shame on her side of the bed to catch .. that stuff.

Oh god you just reminded me.

My ex BIL had a girlfriend who made him wear surgical gloves if he wanted to insert his fingers in her

The reason? He was a mechanic and she was worried that he could never get his fingernails 100% clean Lol

Towel of shame?? Wha'?

Surgical gloves? Mmm. Nothing says passion killer more than, "Have you got the gloves to hand?"

Surgical gloves sounds a bit kinky! Doctors and nurses sort of thing

I guess it's a case of the old fashioned "lie back and think of England" approach for some!

Surgical gloves??? That sounds more wire in the blood!

May I suggest (for the second time, no less) that beer is on fire tonight.

Ugh. Wrong thread. Sentiment still stands though.

Suwoo

Nothing wrong with the pool shoes tis the only place my dcs have caught varuccas (sp?) seems a good idea to me.
Agree about the other excesses though. Perhaps she has a form of ocd?

At this time of the day suwoo?

does she drink? what happens if she has a bit too much? maybe conception is a 2 bottles of pino only event?

I may possibly have had a sneaky vodka at lunchtime to celebrate/comiserate finishing my first year at uni.

Towel of shame!

Rofl at towel of shame. I have a friend that will only do it in the shower so she is being cleaned whilst being dirtied...

This thread has provoked a Spinal Tap moment - Sniff The Glove, anyone?

pmsl at 'sniff the glove'

Forgotten about that!

LMAO @ "Towel of Shame" :)

Ok, what the tippetyflip is sniff the glove?

Dear Jeff, the gloves thing is a bit sinister really...I'm sure I remember our fluid-happy Mal saying she made her dh wash his member with a special flannel first though. Where is she? On holiday? She is good value on a Friday night thread.

who has a sex towel?

Was it you BOF? or maybe it was mal,she'd need it with all that lube usage!

Chaos I reckon she's a filthmiester really,the anti bac is a decoy.

You still haven't explained about the glove.

Please don't tell me you've never seen Spinal Tap?

I might have to re-categorise you....

sniff my love glove is a beautiful instrumental piece done as part of the spoof rockumentary, 'spinal tap'.

i know someone who will only hover above loo seats, except her own or her mothers - she doesn't even trust her sister enough to sit down there. at work we imagine that she must make love like that scene from naked gun.