I've only been invited to the ceremony

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have name changed for this.

I mean - where's the dignity in that? Mahossive big do. Three events. DH and I bottom of the pile - ceremony only. THIRD TIER?! Historic occasion my ass. No lunch, no after party and dancing for 300, she just wants a full house as she comes down the aisle.

What's worse - 'invite' came via email. From Nigeria - they've outsourced it! Asking for moneydonation to enter the church. BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS given.

So-called friends.

WWYD?!

can you take the kids though?

If this is real I would decline.

Don't you think Boney M should write a song about Moussa Koussa ?

The Nigerians are not interested in me...
But the cheap penis enlargement people think I'm fascinating (depite not actually owning one!)

We've been invited, with the DCs but the invitation says 'no bfing please'

Extra fee if you want to use the 'creche' too although I thought I heard her pronounce it more like 'crash' - WTF?? with the accent too!!

And take your crying babies out of the ceremony.

What I said was "Elton J's braying - will anything be heard over that anyway?!"

(Do you think she's pissed I tried to organise enagement drinks with Fergie and James Hewitt - just a few old timers, wanting to send their best regards!)

Have you compared photos of Prince Harry and James Hewitt ? That's where you went wrong Emily

at muminthecity that's hilarious.

Although she could've taken it further and actually booked them tickets for St Pauls, given that the wedding's being held at Westminster. Can you imagine the conversation afterwards? "madam you definitely said St Pauls, what a shame it wasn't the right wedding and you missed the Royal one."