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What's the worst job you've ever had?

234 replies

moogster1a · 13/04/2011 07:33

following on from the slave labour post, what's the worst job / lowest pay you've ever had.
I once had a job which involved collecting pig brains straight from the abbatoir ( they often introduced me to the lucky pigs before they went throught "the system") i then had to dunk them in liquid nitrogen and drive them back to the lab.
I always used to wonder what would happen if I had a car accident and the police would find a dozen or so brains scattered over the road.
Anyway, I digress, shittiest jobs, please.

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MoreWinePlease67 · 13/04/2011 12:20

So many I don't know where to start!

Although if pressed probably when I was team leader for a large alarm co, we were given unrealistic targets, the manager regularly doctored his sales figures so he would get his bonus but that meant our targets were wrong as the sales hadn't been made so they weren't there to collect. I lasted just over a year, cried every morning before I went in and every night when I got home. It all got so bad that the dr signed me off so I rang and said I wouldn't be going back. They never paid me for the last month I had worked either taking it in lieu of notice. Which was fine by me!

HerbertSherbert · 13/04/2011 12:20

I've done the vegetable processing thingy as a student. the fat white maggots on cauliflower florets were hard to spot so many of them shot into the freezing plant before I could fish them out Grin I grow all my own veg now, I don'y eat frozen. Memories of the baby bunny bits dismembered by the cropping machine, all divvied up in the broccoli florets, too many to pick out fast enough as the conveyor belt whizzed on.

The gang master would bring workers from farther afield in the really rural areas, who paid him out of their meagre wages for the mini bus trip he arranged. He'd sleep with the prettiest ones and if they didn't agree, their lift was withdrawn and there would be no way to make any money for themselves and their families. One woman had an ex-soldier husband who was an angry alcoholic damaged by experiences in northern Ireland, wouldn't give her any of his disability pension, so whatever she needed for her and her 3 kids she had to earn in the factory, via giving favours to the gangmaster.

But the worst job was a professional white-collar one because of the internecine office politics that went with it. Grim. Had a churning stomach every morning as I went into work.

PigeonMalteaserMadness · 13/04/2011 12:23

My ex worked for a company producing prosthetic body parts for medical training and one bloke's job was to sniff all the rubber fanjos hanging up to dry in order to see if they were done.

My worst was student job in a soft-play centre. Horrendous. Especially on a Saturday morning with a hangover.

cathers · 13/04/2011 12:25

As a student, worked in spec savers. Job was to clean the lenses of all the display glasses. So boring and never finished as people were always trying them on.

When graduated, worked in private London hospital, giving enemas to the rich / celebs. Grim. Especially if they missed the loo. Can admit to meeting some famous ass holes though.

cuteboots · 13/04/2011 12:29

packing eggs for all the supermarkets. None of the women were at all friendly and we had to stay behind to clear up all the broken eggs at the end of the shift!! I also worked in another facory where to this day I still coudlmt tell you what we were making. I lasted all of one day!!

Spangers · 13/04/2011 12:33

bonkers20 'be at one with the onion' has made me snort at my desk!

My student jobs weren't too bad, except the one cold calling to sell double glazing. I left after 2 weeks before I got sacked for not getting 1 single lead, it was horrible.

And working in Tie Rack one summer, it was SO boring. There were never any customers, the shop was barely 20 m2 so there was never any tidying that needed doing and nowhere to hide. When the manager wasn't in we took it in turns to have 2 hour lunch breaks and go for walks round the shopping centre.

I also had a job manually exposing B&W negatives onto paper rolls and developing the prints which was boring in itself but the people were nice and they always had lots of student summer staff, some of whom were my friends so it was actually good fun.

Jenstar21 · 13/04/2011 12:33

I've done some grim, hard graft jobs - silver service waitressing, fruit & veg picking in the Australian heat, flogging Sky TV on the phone, etc..... BUT my worst has to be the last job I had, where I was a senior manager in an educational establishment, and was regularly called at home to have personal abuse screamed at me at 11pm at night, had things thrown at me, and was lied about. All by supposed well-educated, senior colleagues. Can't imagine why I left...?!

Butterbur · 13/04/2011 12:33

As a student, the afternoon I spent picking stones and frozen slugs off a conveyor belt of frozen peas. When I stood up I fell over after hours of watching the belt slide past.

As a trainee accountant, having to audit a chicken slaughtering and processing plant. Up to 5% of the chickens were not expected to survive the journey (in crates) from the farm to the factory. Even those that escaped from the crates were so cowed they just stood there. It was a major factor in eventually becoming vegetarian.

spatchcock · 13/04/2011 12:36

I was employed the minimum wage to follow a Christmas parade picking up any shit the horses in said parade deposited along the way. Got a LOT of cheers.

YouaretooniceNOT · 13/04/2011 12:37

The Janice Battersby description is the best description for the 'people' i worked with in the egg factory. Janice was the fairy Godmother in comparison.

We had to wear long gloves. Place our hands and arms to the bottom of these huge buckets of broken eggs and scoop put the egg shells. The buckets would then be frozen and sent to

GREGGS to make sausage rolls Grin

The eggs stank to high heaven. The girl i worked with was particualry vile so i tipped the bucket on her head. Suffice to say i was sacked thank goodness. I lasted about 6 weeeks in that job. One year later the factory was burned to the ground Grin.

YouaretooniceNOT · 13/04/2011 12:41

Punkatheart Grin LOL! - serial killers basement.

lesley33 · 13/04/2011 12:51

Worked in a chicken factory cleaning out any left over poo from dead chickens. A horrible job on an assembly line and the place stank to high heaven. The line went quite fast too so it was hard work.

lesley33 · 13/04/2011 12:53

Also worked in a shop. I didn't last long though. The other workers were this cliquey bunch of women who were pretty horrible and bitchy to anyone not part of the clique.

BillBrysonsRucksack · 13/04/2011 12:56

I've had several temp jobs working for the Local Authority. They were all admin roles and seemed to consist of opening the post and then doing NOTHING for the rest of the day.

No wonder the country's broke!

BeakerTheMuppetMuppet · 13/04/2011 12:59

was QC 'chemist' for Golden Wonder (snack products)

this involved liquidising Golden Lights (and cheesy wotsits) in a baby food puree-ing machine (mouli?) and then testing for the salt content/ fat content etc

I can smell the puree now

also spent 6 weeks on the evening shift at the end of a wrapping line, pricking holes in plastic bags before bath sponges went into shrink wrapping

also done waitressing, whilst at college. at local private school. wasn't asked to work again after tipping gravy over a 'gentleman's' back.......but then he never got the chance to grope my arse again either Grin

georgie22 · 13/04/2011 13:00

I worked (very briefly) between sixth form and university at a frozen chip factory. We had to wear hair nets and ear protectors and the duties included picking bad potatoes off a conveyor belt and picking bad chips off a conveyor belt. Not the greatest variety in a job. I honestly feel sorry for people who do that sort of job all the time. It was mind-numbing!

slug · 13/04/2011 13:00

Ahh, the student jobs..

There was the one where I woked for the city council in the gardening dept. I was out all day, with my pale celtic skin, in the burning NZ sun weeding traffic islands while dodging maniac drivers and fending off sexist comments.

There was the year I worked for the Inland Revenue who were changing thier filing system. I spent and entire summer taking out files one by one, removing the split pin that held all the douments together in the top right hand side, arranging them in the centre, hole punching and putting two plit pins int the holes.

How about the one in the knitting wool factory where I spent 8 hour shifts plus overtime putting 10 balls of knitting wool into celophane bags and putting a sticker on the bag? For fun, occasionally I got to work on the spinning machines when the other operators had cut their hands too much to keep the wool clean that day, in between having to stop work because the factory routinely got hotter than the legally allowed maximum. The girl who stood next to me on the packing table had proudly bought herself a tape player. She posessed one tape which was on constant rotation. I still can't listen to Bruce Springstean's Born in the USA without breaking out into a cold sweat.

Or the few weeks I spent putting CDs into CD cases. All the girls did the tedius jobs while the boys got to walk around the factory floor pushing the stacks of CDs and stacking the boxes.

I think the worst one, however, was the trainee software writer job where the boss left on planned sick leave (he had an operation he had been waiting for for 6 months) after I'd been there 4 days and none of the others in the team gave me any work to do. They'd hog all the easier or less complex jobs i.e. the ones the trainee should be doing, leaving only the hideously complex ones that I had no way of doing without f*ing up some serious financial transactions. Routinely the big boss would bark at me about how little I was doing but do nothing about directing any suitable work, much less training, my way. The worst bit though was the conversation. All the "boys" (there were no other women) talked about was what they had bought/downloaded/streamed. For variety every month they would launch into a tedius and predictable moan about how much tax they had to pay and how it was a complete liberty...blah blah. I lasted to the end of my probationary period and left. Two months later the business was sold and has, I understand, been restructed almost out of existence. My heart bleeds.

IvantaOuiOui · 13/04/2011 13:02

My first job was working for a small company of gravediggers. There were a lot of really sexist blokes and one very aggressive female gravedigger - she scared me more than the rest of them put together. None of them had any social skills so I was drafted in from local training company to answer phones and be nice to undertakers. I had to take measurements for coffins, book repatriations and arrange for headstones to be mended. The office was in a street where the only other occupants were the local dairy - I don't think any of these milkmen had ever seen a woman before and they all used to go WAHAY when I was sent over to get a pint of milk. I was very young and green and thought all workplaces were like this. There were bodybags everywhere. I had enough when one of the diggers decided he liked me, and started leaving porn mags in my in tray.

notsoqueenofclean · 13/04/2011 13:02

I worked in an office answering phones and printing off and sending invoices. Huge yawn.

Working in nursery now and so much better!

sherbetpips · 13/04/2011 13:14

Jennytailia - love he reference to trying to server everyone in 15 mins then getting attacked, having done bar work I still feel sorry for bar staff when its busy
scholes34 - love the drawing on of the bikinis
Worst part of a job that I actually quite likeD was clearning out the koi carp tanks at a garden centre. The blokes who owned the shop like me to wear a skirt so I had to stand in the flippin tanks scrubbing algae off the sides with the fish swimming round - bloody freezing! Then to cap it all I got fired by the slimy manager for 'stealing' having worked there for four years. Several years later I met the bosses at a 'do' who apologised profusely to me - the stupid slimy manager was too dumb to stop nicking from them after he fired me so they put cameras up and caught him at it!

Punkatheart · 13/04/2011 13:14

It's all relative though. I have also worked in a pathology lab and I found it fascinating, not repulsive. The humour was also very dark. We had an amputated leg that was sent over for analysis and it was stuck in traffic, in a hospital vehicle. My boss started shouting: 'I need to get my leg over. Now. This is urgent.'

Shock
BreastmilkDoesAFabLatte · 13/04/2011 13:21

"Supporting" young men recently released from prison to clean their new shitholes supported accommodation. Once only instance of, ahem, dirty protest... but a lot of real revoltingness.

CBear6 · 13/04/2011 13:23

Working on Kwik Save butchers counter when I was 15/16. I was the youngest one there so got all the shitty jobs. There were buckets under the counter that all the juices from the meat in the display cabinet dripped into and they had to be emptied daily and then put back with a few inches of bleach in them ready for the next day, the cabinets were refrigerated but the buckets weren't and even with a dash of bleach in it a bucket of animal blood sitting under a counter in July stinks after a few hours. I had the smallest hands/fingers so got to clean all the hard to reach places in the chillers, scales, and fridges/freezers and usually got stuck with the dishes too. Breaks/lunch were based on seniority so I always got mine last, I got one ten minute break and a half hour lunch and that was it in a ten hour Saturday shift, for my three hour Thursday night shift and five hour Sunday shift I got no breaks.

I got paid £1.15 an hour for my toubles and ultimately they sacked me because I would leave school and go full time, even when they offered a payrise to £1.70 an hour! Supposedly butchery was better than going to do my A-levels.

RogerMelly · 13/04/2011 13:28

working in the M6 services in the birmingham box

YouaretooniceNOT · 13/04/2011 13:33

RogerMelly what did you job entail? - sounds interesting!

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