in expecting to be able to go into a bird free poo garden?

[Nelly123]

I have no idea where the feck the ?orrible sh##ting pigeons live. They have pooed all over my washing again. They use my gazebo as a toilet and I have to use the hose each day to clean the mess up.

How can I discourage them from flocking to my garden?

Can I recommend achildrens book called Plip and plop published by franklin watts...

HansieMom above says it doesn't need to be on the roof.

Good luck.

So you want a garden full of poo, but free of birds? That's certainly tricky to find.