to be drunk as a skunk

[longislandicetea]

it is friday....is'nty it?

It's fine - go with it.

yesh.

nope.

I mean yes. but then nope. whatever. enjoy yourself.

Dunno.

Need to know whether you smell before I pass judgement.

I DO NOT SMELL. huh can't believe you said that smelling is not am option!

As long as you don't soil yourself on public transport yanbu.

'to be as drunk as a monk?'

'to be as drunk as a punk?'

I prefer as pissed as a fart.

Pissed as a fart..perfect!

Public transpost is not even an option..god know what whould happern if i tried a bus

Or fissed as a part

& NO, I imjagine OP does not smell.

How vile to suggest that.

(but yes, OP, you must not soil yourself on public transport.)

I was just saying because she said she was a skunk.

You don't really think I'm vile do you spiders

( just in case the staggering pissed think I'm being serious )

Am at home and managing not to soil my self. GOOD GOD AM NOT A MAN! really surprised that you would suggest that I would piss myself!... oh and that I would smell...tell me are you women that are answering my OP?

I can smell you from here op

No we're all hairy handed truckers

My name's Keith really

LOL love it. BRING ON THE HAIRY TRUCKERS!!!

yes you 'get high' on skunk

Zig Zag

You are my imaginary friend, are you not?

& ALL, please stop it with your emoticons......

I

You

We

The Devil

'You are my imaginary friend, are you not?'

That could look a bit spooky if I didn't know what you were talking about

It is me you talked to last Saturday, did your friend not turn up in the end?

yes - Zig zag

& no - but she though it strange that I was hunting her and an Agent Zig Zag turned up.

Even more so that I have been outed on M'sN this week.

Complicity.......

Drunk as a punk? How very dare you!

I have never understood the expression: 'Drunk as a skunk'

Have you ever seen an inebriated skunk, staggering along the high street singing football songs? Perhaps with a newt or two?

Longisland - I was only jesting with you. Though I live in South London where people frequently do "soil" themselves on the no. 12 bus.

HOW'S YOUR HEAD TODAY OP?

Sorry, was I shouting?

On behalf of all skunks everywhere I am offended at the assumption they drink heavily.

You Skunkist bastards

Oh No, really sorry all

oh dear. I did this last week on here. Wasnt pretty

hair of the dog?