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Original poster

to be drunk as a skunk

26 replies

longislandicetea · 09/04/2011 22:20

it is friday....is'nty it?

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spiderslegs · 09/04/2011 22:22

It's fine - go with it.

yesh.

poochela · 09/04/2011 22:22

nope.

poochela · 09/04/2011 22:23

I mean yes. but then nope. whatever. enjoy yourself.

AgentZigzag · 09/04/2011 22:24

Dunno.

Need to know whether you smell before I pass judgement.

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longislandicetea · 09/04/2011 22:25

I DO NOT SMELL. huh can't believe you said that smelling is not am option!

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Honeybee79 · 09/04/2011 22:29

As long as you don't soil yourself on public transport yanbu.

AgentZigzag · 09/04/2011 22:29

'to be as drunk as a monk?'

'to be as drunk as a punk?'

I prefer as pissed as a fart.

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longislandicetea · 09/04/2011 22:33

Pissed as a fart..perfect!

Public transpost is not even an option..god know what whould happern if i tried a bus Confused

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spiderslegs · 09/04/2011 22:34

Or fissed as a part

& NO, I imjagine OP does not smell.

How vile to suggest that.

(but yes, OP, you must not soil yourself on public transport.)

AgentZigzag · 09/04/2011 22:39

I was just saying because she said she was a skunk.

You don't really think I'm vile do you spiders Sad

(Wink just in case the staggering pissed think I'm being serious Grin)

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longislandicetea · 09/04/2011 22:40

Am at home and managing not to soil my self. GOOD GOD AM NOT A MAN! really surprised that you would suggest that I would piss myself!... oh and that I would smell...tell me are you women that are answering my OP?

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usualsuspect · 09/04/2011 22:41

Grin I can smell you from here op Wink

Valpollicella · 09/04/2011 22:42

No we're all hairy handed truckers

My name's Keith really

Original poster
longislandicetea · 09/04/2011 22:43

LOL love it. BRING ON THE HAIRY TRUCKERS!!! Wink

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PaWithABra · 09/04/2011 22:45

yes you 'get high' on skunk

spiderslegs · 09/04/2011 22:57

Zig Zag

You are my imaginary friend, are you not?

& ALL, please stop it with your emoticons......

I Smile

You Grin

We Shock

The Devil Hmm

AgentZigzag · 09/04/2011 23:11

'You are my imaginary friend, are you not?'

That could look a bit spooky if I didn't know what you were talking about Grin

It is me you talked to last Saturday, did your friend not turn up in the end?

spiderslegs · 09/04/2011 23:43

yes - Zig zag

& no - but she though it strange that I was hunting her and an Agent Zig Zag turned up.

Even more so that I have been outed on M'sN this week.

Complicity.......

Punkatheart · 10/04/2011 07:53

Drunk as a punk? How very dare you!

I have never understood the expression: 'Drunk as a skunk'

Have you ever seen an inebriated skunk, staggering along the high street singing football songs? Perhaps with a newt or two?

Honeybee79 · 10/04/2011 08:34

Longisland - I was only jesting with you. Though I live in South London where people frequently do "soil" themselves on the no. 12 bus.

AgentZigzag · 10/04/2011 14:02

HOW'S YOUR HEAD TODAY OP?

Sorry, was I shouting? Grin

worraliberty · 10/04/2011 14:04

On behalf of all skunks everywhere I am offended at the assumption they drink heavily.

You Skunkist bastards Hmm

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longislandicetea · 10/04/2011 20:59

Oh No, really sorry all Blush

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monkeyfacegrace · 10/04/2011 21:15

oh dear. I did this last week on here. Wasnt pretty Blush

Grin
usualsuspect · 10/04/2011 21:19

hair of the dog? Wine Grin

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