to want to root my employer

[AussieBen]

I work as a gardner for this stuck up couple in the sticks. hes away all the time and shes a real corker who looks like shesnot had a good roasting since she popped that kid.

shes always folloing me arund when im pruning. always in these skimpe little clothes. shes got no titties and could do with a cleanup but has a grate ass

shuld i turn her over in the potting shed hehe

You sound like a good handyman Ben (gardening, fixing paddock fences etc). Once you have finished planting your dogwoods in your employers lady-garden and have cleaned your big tool off would you mind coming round to help me with my plumbing? My pipes appear to be a bit rusty (from dis-use hah!) and could do with a good shot of lubrication to help everything move smoothly you see.

Seriously, my dishwasher won't drain away...

I always find a generous application of a systemic weedkiller will get any root out.

Having said that, it's always much more effective if you trample the area underfoot first to bruise it.