to find a swaying womam very annoying

[MikeRotch]

today me in post office q ( preferred place for observing unwahsed)
woman there, late 30s, jeans converse highlights, heavy thighs, waiting with small parcel.
she is swaying. swaying as she might if at an evangelical church, or to some gentle rhymic samba. I stare at her. has she an ipod? no.
she sways. back wards and forwards side to side.

this annoyes me

i stare again.
she sways more.
she is not drunk( seemingly)
why is she SWAYING? Do you sway?

Maybe she's a hula champion and was practicing her moves for a big competition....

She could have a bad back. Swaying can help relax it a bit.

Were the considerable thighs topped with a considerable tum? Could she have been up duffed and in the early stages of labour?

Labouring in tight jeans, though...

Maybe her heavy thights were overbalancing her?

Hell is other people... I was in a q the other day and a woman was standing really close behind me. I moved forward - she did too! Aargh! I had to slightly step out of the line because otherwise I. would. have. had. to. say SOMETHING.

'Stop it! Keep still! Yes, you there with the thighs'

Haha

Perhaps her legs or back ache if she stands still too long, mine do.

Nope to all of these. I've just had a sway whilst waiting for the kettle, and I can confirm needing to wee movements are a sort of half hop vertically, not a left-right sway. A back ache movement is more of a stretch (again vertically) and surely hula hooping would be circular.

No, am still going for her having ping pong balls in her pants.

maybe the heavey legs are at the root cause of the swaying

I am heavy thighed, if I don't sway like a pendulum they stick together.

YANBU I used to work with someone who would sway constantly. If I was talking to her on the shop floor I would find myself swaying along with her! She even set off my morning sickness.

you need to open a new post office for people who abhor impromptu swaying and heavy thighs

If I stand still too long I feel faint, swaying helps.

is it some form of training for the olympics? or the royal wedding?

I agree it is best to keep heavy thighs in motion at all times.

At least you don't get Men with Erections in the Post Office!

Maybe she was on drugs, hard illegal drugs that would explain the swaying and converse's.

Maybe she is so up herself that she is better than everyone else to not have to conform to q quietly and orderly. 'And I am so happy and happy that I can be annoying q and am gonna stick in your face'

This would have done my head in very much, it is thinking about it.
Take umbrdige at heavy thighs hmmm... definately have a few issues today!

Now dexter that I wouldnt compain about! (providing I was on my own, no children around and I found them attractive)

MG it offcial i am a bored housewife.

Maybe she was avoiding a wasp.

Maybe she has overdosed on zumba

maybe she loves swaying and was doing it on purpose

I sometimes dance a bit in the supermarket if the toons are good

Dd is not impressed if I do that

Maybe it is to distract herself from the smell of the unwashed.

Dexter.....you clearly don't go to the right kind of PO.