To converse with the door of an empty bathroom for several minutes.....

[DontGoCurly]

........chatted away to the door of the bathroom for a few minutes and waited for DP to emerge patiently.

Until it eventually dawned on me that DP was in the living room watching a Steven Segal movie with headphones on!!! I knew that! Of course!

Have you ever conducted a conversation with an inanimate object before?

She's a proper bitch.

I have sworn at the voice recognition lady on the cinema line.
And also at the frying pan when it has spat at me,my Mother when pregnant with me threatened the bacon she was cooking that if it spat at her one more time it was going in the bin and it did

I did last week when I borrowed my mil's steam cleaner (Little Yello or something, don't ever buy)

I called it every name under the sun and used every swear word I know.

Often talk to my hair! And tell it if it is not going to do what I want I will shave it off!

Come to think of it, I talk to lots of things! Dishwasher to hurry up, car to keep going to the petrol station, towels on floor where ds has left them (to pick themselves up and put in laundry bin)
Beds....why don't you just make yourselves!!!......uummm beginning to think I may have a problem!!! Lol