Right. Here goes. Am I being unreasonable to think that...
- SAHMs are lazy
- WOHMs are selfish
- Breast feeding is creepy
- Bottle feeding is unnatural
- Waitrose is full of obnoxious yummy mummies
- Asda is full of obnoxious scummy mummies
- Greggs is a form of child abuse
- Tofu is a bland form of child abuse
- piercings on children look cute
10. piercing is a form of abuse
11. Gigglebiz is parental abuse
12. You shouldn't leave him
13. "Fart" is an appropriate first word to teach your child
14. Everyone should give up work and live off tax credits
15. Cheap clothes are worth child labour
16. the poor should be set to work in hamster wheels
17. the rich should be flogged daily to give them a sense of humility
17. whatever it is, its the lazy immigrants fault.
18. whatever it is, its the fault of the lazy British
19. to love the Daily Mail.
20. to love hitting Daily Mail readers with my rolled up copy of the Guardian
Have I left anything off? Do let me know if I have as I'd hate not to have offended anyone. 