I probably shouldn't have phoned them at all....
Situation was - my daughter (who is 7, and frankly should know better) swallowed a piece of plastic, and immediately complained that she thought it was stuck in her throat. Noticing immediately that she seemed to be complaining well, and thus her airways were not blocked, I gave her some fruit to eat and a drink. And then sent her to bed.
In the morning she was STILL complaining. So my husband and I had a row about whether or not to take her to the doctors (I said no, she was clearly fine and had probably scratched her throat when she swallowed the plastic - my husband thinks I am a cruel and heartless mother who takes unnecessary risks with my children's health...)
So - in a spirit of compromise, I agreed to phone NHS direct. (I don't mind wasting their time, for some reason!) Anyway, NHS direct recommended that I take my daughter to the hospital A&E immediately, and took all my details, and checked which one I was going to so they could ensure I had followed their instructions. So muttering bitterly under my breath I dragged dd and her brothers to the hospital, sat for 3 hours in A&E to see a doctor who just peered down her throat and said he was sure she would be fine. Which was what I had been saying all along. But was a complete waste of his time.
This is not the first time I have been in touch with NHS either, and from personal experience I would reckon they must send about 50% of callers off to A&E. Which is insane. Or I think so anyway. Please tell me I am right. :)