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To think this is one of the funniest things I've ever read...

73 replies

Bathsheba · 24/03/2011 14:25

And more to the point, she seems serious...!!!

sites.google.com/site/antibreastfeedingcampaign/

I'm in no way an ardent bf-ing supporter, but this is sooo funny from the far end of the anti-bfing spectrum

OP posts:
ShirleyKnot · 24/03/2011 15:11

"Can an elephant enter a mouse? No" So just shut up tethers you fucking moron.

I read a blog once of a woman who really honestly believed that the chemist was putting mind altering poison into her ventolin inhalers. It was awful.

Hullygully · 24/03/2011 15:12
  1. Please don't say: "God made breasts for babies." Wait a minute, did you forget that the devil also exists? Breasts were very likely to be designed by the devil, to trap you and ensnare you and get you to lust after children. THINK ABOUT THIS: There are TWO gods, one good, the other bad. BUT THEY BOTH HAVE PLENTY OF POWER. Who are you going to follow?

It's a tough question, you gotta admit it.

Rosedee · 24/03/2011 15:13

What a load of codswallop. Obviously written by someone a pudding short of a party.

Hullygully · 24/03/2011 15:14

Why are you so small, much smaller than one of my cells? Aren't you the Devil, the powerful god of sex?

Food for thought.

MitchiestInge · 24/03/2011 15:14

Hullygully, I was going to post that very bit. Huh.

Funniest thing I have read all day anyway.

tethersend · 24/03/2011 15:14

You're right, Shirley. There's not one funny thing about an elephant entering a mouse. Not one. Sickening thought.

SummerRain · 24/03/2011 15:14

The father may begin sexually abusing the children because he feels the mother is abusing them with her addiction to breastfeeding.

She hasn't got much faith in male independent thought or morality does she?!

If anything ds2 is the one abusing me.... If any lover did to my breast what he gets away with doing I'd be kicking them out in the street and contemplating ringing the police! Grin

Hullygully · 24/03/2011 15:15

Why is it that people on drugs, alcohol and other similar substances tend to feel more sexy and a lot of sexual abuse, rape and even murder happens under the influence of drugs and alcohol?
Because those substances contain a lot of me (they are not fresh fruit and vegetables after all

No? Who knew?

tethersend · 24/03/2011 15:16

I feel like I've had my eyes opened, Hully.

Hullygully · 24/03/2011 15:17

But aren't women supposed to be the gentler sex and that is why many don't like to look strong?
Unfortunately women are not what they seem since they have a major weakness: their breasts

THAT'S where we've been going wrong.

UnfortunateUsername · 24/03/2011 15:19

Reads to me like a piss-take.

Hullygully · 24/03/2011 15:19

Basically with all the money spent on fashion, jewelry, makeup, drugs and so on, we could have conquered aging and death and life in outer space a long time ago

It's all been such a waste.

Melly19MummyToBe · 24/03/2011 15:22

"It is clear that breastfeeding is the root of most sexual evil, including rape between brothers and sisters and rape by strangers."

She has GOT to be on drugs. Or have serious MH issues. Or probably both.

Melly19MummyToBe · 24/03/2011 15:24

She is obsessed with paedophiles! Apparantly Annorexia is down to paedophiles aswell.

Hullygully · 24/03/2011 15:24

Eight million pounds says it's a man.

NewPathways · 24/03/2011 15:26

mental ramblings of a madwoman.

MitchiestInge · 24/03/2011 15:27

a man or a self-hating woman

Basically pedophiles and drugaddicts do character, physical and financial assassination of those around them everyday. It is only fair that they should be legally executed if all they will ever offer is depravity and the moral, intellectual, physical and financial deterioration of those around them.

MitchiestInge · 24/03/2011 15:28

I'm not a paedo or an addict (unless you count coffee, nicotine and stuff you could get on prescription) but think its only fair that I be legally executed too

kerrymumbles · 24/03/2011 15:32

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BertieBotts · 24/03/2011 15:33

I've seen this before, but it was slightly different. There was a thread about it then as well Confused

It's just weird. She's clearly got some kind of problem. I hope she gets help Confused

MitchiestInge · 24/03/2011 15:35

imagine being stuck in a lift with her

BertieBotts · 24/03/2011 15:36

Haha, I was going to say that, Kerry - if she thinks breasts and testicles are such portals for evil, why doesn't she chop hers off? After all, she doesn't need them if she won't be breastfeeding or looking for sex!

springbokdoc · 24/03/2011 15:42

I FF and I was sat here Shock

But actually at the end I just felt very very sorry for her. She more than likely has a MH illness and with the ease of setting up webpages can put her ramblings on the internet thereby gaining legitimacy for her delusions.

I worry about what she has physically done to her own body given her hatred of the female form.

Melly19MummyToBe · 24/03/2011 15:46

omg Mitchiest yes imagine that! Especially if you happen to have a hungry baby with you that coincidentally, you BF! Can you imagine her reaction to you wapping your boob out and BFing right there and then!?! Shock:o

MrsMcgee · 24/03/2011 15:48

I really really really hope this is a joke!

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