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to want to know which MN name/names you wish you had thought of first?

91 replies

bigbumfatarse · 22/03/2011 17:01

There are to many great names for me to pick from, which one/ones do you wish you could nick?

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lots33 · 22/03/2011 18:51

I liked anyfuckerforamincepie. V seasonal I thought!

MigratingCoconuts · 22/03/2011 18:58

yes, anyfuckerforamincepie was a classic!

Have just seen WinterOfOurdDiscountTents which made me chuckle!

animula · 22/03/2011 19:09

Spudulika

There were many names I"chose" but were already "gone". But I didn't even think of Spudulika until I saw it. And I want it, want, want it.

We were going to call dd "Spudulika" - it has everything: classy, ends in an "a" (therefore posh), and, though it's not where she was conceived, we have a good family anecdote about the name/place.

CrapBag · 22/03/2011 19:14

I like MyCatisaBastard and all the ones that play on words. I also love AnyFucker.

I'm not creative enough to come up with a great name.

bupcakesandcunting · 22/03/2011 19:16

I like;

AnyFucker
BarryShitpeas
KenDoddsDadsDog
crapbag

Crapbag makes me chuckle every time I see it on my screen.

redstripeyelephant · 22/03/2011 19:17

Atyourcervix, I really wanted SheelaNaGig too and was a bit gutted it was taken. Massive PJ Havrvey fan! Yours is one of my favourites though!

I thought up loads of what I thought were clever original names for my recent namechange but they were all gone, so I gave up and used DD's favourite toy. It's a bit meh, must think of something new...

AgentZigzag · 22/03/2011 19:19

I love crapbag too.

I think I asked her how she came about the name, but I was very, very drunk Grin

A song possibly?

gilbonzothesecretpsychoduck · 22/03/2011 19:23

I like Titsalinabumsquash, kuckingfunt, bupcakesandcunting, ooo there are so many more but I've mind-blanked.

CheerfulYank · 22/03/2011 19:27

I liked FrakkinAroundtheChristmasTree (big Battlestar fan here!) and DuelingFanjos always makes me laugh.

I always try to think of something clever, but at this point CheerfulYank feels as much like my name as my real name is, and I can't bring myself to change it. :)

bupcakesandcunting · 22/03/2011 19:27

crapbag is what Mike (Phobe's husband) told Phoebe he would change his name to if she persisted with calling herself Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.

bupcakesandcunting · 22/03/2011 19:28

Should point out that I am talking about Phoebe and Mike in Friends, not just two of my mates Grin

CrapBag · 22/03/2011 19:29
Grin

Yay! I have never been mentioned on a thread. Am very happy now.

Probably my favourite bit from Friends, that and the CrazyPlateLady bit when Rachels sister called Monia that on Thanksgiving.

CheerfulYank · 22/03/2011 19:30

Phoebe and Mike are two of my closest friends! You know them too? :o

AgentZigzag · 22/03/2011 19:30

Oh yeah, that was it, maybe I asked earlier on in the evening than I thought Grin

JingsCrivensHelpMeBoab · 22/03/2011 19:31

I change my name every other day - In a kind of 'I'm just trying this one on' way, but none so far have fitted IYSWIM.

I'm cruising the boards for inspiration

AgentZigzag · 22/03/2011 19:31

Talk of the devil... Grin

bupcakesandcunting · 22/03/2011 19:32

CrapBag, DH and I love the namechange episode! It is when DH developed a man crush on Mike Grin

CrapBag · 22/03/2011 19:39

I have a crush on Mike too, purely because he is a comic genius! Grin

bristolcities · 22/03/2011 19:45

Oh BeerTricksPotter mutual name appreciation how lovely Grin

bupcakesandcunting · 22/03/2011 19:46

Oh, me too Crapbag...

MogTheForgetfulCat · 22/03/2011 19:49

I remember one from quite a way back that was WankmasterBastardDeLaShithead - I liked that one a lot Grin.

Also love buttonmooncup (DS2 has a Button Moon t-shirt that is v cute, and the name is v good) and notnowbernard (because it's such a fab book!)

GetOrfMoiLand · 22/03/2011 19:51

BendyBob always makes me laugh

I also love

ValiumSingleton
ShirleyKnot
BariatricObama
FellatioNelson
MyCatIsABastard
VinegarTits

I love the story behind AnyFucker

Cod's aliases are usually very funny as well.

TondelayoSchwarzkopf · 22/03/2011 19:52

Just to say - keep away from Paul Rudd. He mine!

stripeywoollenhat · 22/03/2011 19:56

i like Dirtymartini. i'd change my own, but i'm not sure i'd know who i was anymore

marzipananimal · 22/03/2011 20:05

I like MackerelofFact
crapbag always makes me smile too
I like tethersend though it took me a while to get it Blush
I'm sure there are more...