as requested

[hobnobsaremyfavourite]

.....OK ....as requested on the other thread .....what's your unreasonable shag. I have already admitted mine.

IAN HISLOP....g'wan who's is yours???

NO just thought about it

I think I should have added the word FANTASY shag to the op

oh yeh and I find that hairy french rugby player Chabal i believe is his second name very sexy

Tony Soprano/James Gandolfini (wouldn't care if he was in character or not actually)

Philip Seymour Hoffman

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen

Bill from BBC Breakfast

Minty from Eastenders

was devastated recently when hairy biker Dave Myers got married, thats him off radar

oh come on reality everyone has strange fantasies......don't they?

Malcolm Tucker from The Thick Of It

I just want him to shout at me...

Max Branning - Eastenders
Cain Dingle - Emmerdale

Pretty much every ugly bloke on TV :)

Not sure I should admit it - what with most of them being rather young - but I quite like to watch University Challenge and decide which ones I, you know, would

Thankfully a lot of them are too strange even for me.

Piers Morgan and Jeremy Kyle...though obviously not together

Irony is I dont even watch Jeremy Kyle but I love him!

Erm ...

ItspossibleIhaveoccasionallythoughtaboutJeremyClarksonbutIwouldneveradmitit.

Ahem.

Nothing to see here ...

Jack Dee

Ooh yes Jack Dee...pass him to me when your done hobnob

Nah he's mine all mine

that got me think about Lee Evans
like a pint size rampant rabbit but with all that sweat

Thats it hobnob you asked for it....Ill have to fight you for him.. Lets take this outside...

Reality, I'm with you on Tim Minchin. Oh yes.

Fry, though ... I dunno. I can only think of him as a kindly and eccentric uncle.

Bloofer, Malcolm Tucker. I wouldn't say no either. I'd do him as plain old Peter Capaldi actually.

at MamaVoo.

Even though he's balding/aging badly, and is no doubt a wretched pathetic adulterous slimy excuse for a man, I'd still have a go with Jude Law ...

Yes to Ian Hislop.
Louie Theroux
I don't know if it's strange but Charlie Brooker, oh the things I would do to that man.

Time Vine OR Lee Mack, I'd take either

Tim, even.