which don't even have a smell FFS! Nor do I want it to smell of some sort of composite idea like Sunny Days, whatever the hell that is.
I want to use fabric conditioner which smells of something nice like, oh, apple.
Yes, I want it to smell of apples. Have these ridiculous people ever heard of them? Apples are real things which have a real smell.
Can I get a fc which smells of apple? I CANNOT. All I can get is bloody jewels or other abstract nonsense.