"Teachers and anyone in contact with children should have their computers searched"

[FlaminGreatGallah]

... according to someone I had coffee with last week.

Once a year apparently. Because that would put a stop to them accessing child abuse online.

Luckily I had some Pombears to offer. FFS though.

thats me out of work then, I was trying to buy tickets for a meatloaf concert last year, and what came up was very strange

I think it's a brilliant idea.

Anyone whose computer comes up 'clean' should be fired for either being too boring or hiding another computer!!

What the hell is a pombear?

I snorted my coffee through my nose when I read "pussies to watch". . What did you think would appear on screen.

why stop there? every single parent and family member should have their pcs, laptops and phones checked for porn.

oh dear whatever next

I thought there would be some cute cats that my own cat could watch - doing cat things like chasing a ball of string and meowing.

I was wrong - oh so wrong.

They'd have to get my pile of shit laptop to boot UP first.

My old boss once was trying to help some kids with their Chaucer homework and Googled "Pictures of the Wife of Bath"... you can imagine what came up.

The other one that bemuses me - I forget the artists name right now but it's the guy who does the faces made of fruit and it's a regular feature of school Healthy Eating Week lessons (usually by about Wednesday when inspiration's running bloody thin to get another lesson plan centered around oranges)... filtered by the LEA who obviously think he's "fruity pictures" of another sort.

This reminds me of the 'big baby' website I stumbled across while trying to buy some item of baby clothing for DD. I liked it so much I showed it to my mum, sister and a work colleague. One of the men on it dressed in a romper suit and riding a giant rocking horse was a dead ringer for our boss.

Another work colleague confessed that she had wanted to give her baby as close to a traditional 1st Christmas dinner as possible. She naively googled 'baby gravy'

All children having contact with other children should have their hard-drives checked too.

But who is checking the checkers?
What's to say they're not all weirdos getting off on whatever they find?

Just do away with computers altogether, that will solve it and everyone's weird and appalling desires will just vanish [eyeroll]

...from further up the thread.. I just googled space docking so thats me struck off then if dragon butter hadnt got me tarred and feathered anyway

The stupidity of some people.