to wound DP's vanity

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by saying no if he asks if he looks like Clint Eastwood c70's. And when he then responds by saying well people used to say I looked like Paul Newman to refer him to Kirsty McColls excellent "There's a guy works down the fish shop thinks he's Elvis"

DP if you read this you do have lovely eyes, but the beard as a work in progress is not impressing me

My ex DH was vain, fake tan, moisturiser, blow drying hair, 'shaping' his chest hair, going to the gym every day. I divorced him and now I am happy with my DP - he is so natural and sooo much sexier.

Sing the 'There's a guy works down the chip shop' song to him and let us know what happens.

oh this is potentially tricky.
eg if you ever say "does my arse look big in this?", be prepared. Honesty is a two-way street and stuff like that.