YANBU here are some of my diary entries:
Day 1:
Mr TigTog, Mama and I went to Ikea where Mama says dogs are not usually allowed in Ikea but Mr TigTog should be ok as he looks more like a rabbit than a puppy. Mama bought candles as she says you can get arrested for leaving an Ikea without them. Mama says that trying to put Mr TigTog in the toilet is Not Done and that putting babies in there isn't either. She says somebody called Social Services come around and Have Words if you try to do that with babies.
Day 2 (which I didn't actually put in but wish I had):
Today we went swimming and did not drown. Mama says that you can't take dogs into swimming baths as it's bad for their skin, however, the first bit of stagnant/stinky water and they are straight in there and No Mistake. Then we went shopping Mr Tig Tog came with us, Mama said that normally dogs aren't allowed in shops unless you are in France where dogs (especially in Paris) have a higher standing than the English.
After lunch Mama tried to get me go to sleep with Mr TigTog, I did not want to go to sleep and threw up over Mr TigTog instead. Mama says that throwing up on dogs is Frowned Upon and V difficult to do as they move quickly, although not as quickly as hamsters in balls do. She said not to ask how she knows that. Mama then had to wash Mr TigTog in the washing machine to clean him with all my bedding. She says that doing this with an actual puppy will bring something called the RSPCA around as this is Not Done and although, she'd like to put me in the washing machine with him I just got a bath. Mr TigTog spent the rest of the afternoon on what Mama calls Mr TigTog's Roundabout which normally just has clothes on it. She says that pegging puppies up by their ears can only be done on special occaisions but can be done to little boys at any time and that is why Dada has such big ears.
Eventually I had my nap and Mr TigTog came in because it was dark, he is sitting on the radiator downstairs and Mama says his bottom is getting all toasty. He shall be going back to nursery tomorrow with me. Mama asked Dada if it would be possible to leave us both there but Dada says that children aren't like potplants you can't just give them to somebody else when they get tiresome so I think that Mr TigTog must be either a cactus or very tired.
WouldLoveToHaveHadTheBallsToPutDay2InAsWellTiggaxx