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Fastest way to make yourself feel sick?

42 replies

MsScarlett · 08/03/2011 16:14

Eat cooking chocolate.

I fancied something sweet and that was all there was in the cupboard.

Wish I hadn't.

Envy (with nausea, not with envy)

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TrillianAstra · 08/03/2011 16:15

Oh, you're not looking for tips then? :o

Punkatheart · 08/03/2011 16:15

I did it once - it's like eating slimy lard. Never again!

I ask my OH to stash some chocolate and if I am desperate - I call him up to ask her to tell me the hiding place.

MilkNoSugarPlease · 08/03/2011 16:16

Checking my bank statement!

peeriebear · 08/03/2011 16:16

I bought Morrisons basic chocolate spread earlier and it tastes like cooking choc. I can live with that though :)
In the spirit of the thread title, the fastest way to make myself feel sick is to think of my cat pulling clots of hair from the plughole with her claws (she does this!) boakarama.

edwardcullensotherwoman · 08/03/2011 16:17

Oh dear, do you have any cola? That tends to get rid of chocolatey tastes.

Hope the nausea passes soon Smile

methodsandmaterials · 08/03/2011 16:17

I'd put on a Celine Dion CD.

MsScarlett · 08/03/2011 16:17

No, I wasn't, but have you got some to share? Grin

I've just thought of some:

Read a book on the bus.

Get pregnant.

Watch "How clean is your house" while you're trying to eat your dinner...

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nickelprincess · 08/03/2011 16:19

my ex used to eat the cooking chocolate if there was no real chocolate left.

[boak]

nickelprincess · 08/03/2011 16:20

i've got some more:

try to map-read in the car when someone else is driving.

smell coffee

even worse - accidentally drink DH's coffee because he picked up my tea. (weak church coffee, thought it smelled weird, couldn't work out why...)

Chloe55 · 08/03/2011 16:20

Watch that program 'There's Monsters Inside Me'

BiddytheKnackerwoman · 08/03/2011 16:20

Stand on a slug (accidentally obv.)

In case it was tips your looking forSmile

BarbaraBar · 08/03/2011 16:22

Pubic hair on a urine covered loo seat does it for me.

peeriebear · 08/03/2011 16:23

I stood on a slug when barefoot before, just ran down the path to speak to cabbie, instead I screamed as it popped under my foot EEEEEEEEEEEEK

Chloe55 · 08/03/2011 16:24

I fell face first into a cow pat when I was younger. I cried, my dad laughed Sad

GwendolineMaryLacey · 08/03/2011 16:25

Google maggoty breast :o

Figgyrolls · 08/03/2011 16:25

Actually being pregnant on the bus did it for! (Obviously not GETTING pregnant on the bus, that would just be freaky!)

ShatnersBassoon · 08/03/2011 16:25

I'm amazed people still buy cooking chocolate. It's bloody horrible.

I told the mum at a party I went to when I was about 6 that I only liked proper chocolate, and couldn't eat their crispy cakes. What a brat Blush

MsScarlett · 08/03/2011 16:26

I stood on a slug once barefoot when I was little. I was eating a cadbury's fudge at the time and I vomited chocolately sick. Didn't put me off chocolate though, just slugs Grin

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Tolalola · 08/03/2011 16:27

The thought of a mini-egg yoghurt. Thanks other thread for introducing me to the idea of something so repulsive...Grin

nenevomito · 08/03/2011 16:28

Go on a children's roundabout in a park. What was the best thing ever when I was a kid is the most sick-inducing experience of my adulthood!

GetOrfMoiLand · 08/03/2011 16:29

If cooking chocolate is vile to eat, what makes it any good to cook with? Surely whatever you make with it is vile as well?

I was once making a stew with a spoonful of dijon mustard in, for some reason in my head I thought it was jam or custard or something, and shoved the mustardy teaspoon in my mouth to lick. That was vile. But I had clear sinuses for a bit Grin

NettoSuperstar · 08/03/2011 16:30

A few years ago, pre DD, I had decanted vodka into a water bottle, but was abroad where you can only drink bottled water.
Anyway, one morning hungover, I stumbled into the bathroom to brush my teeth and get rid of the alcohol taste, and yep, used the vodka for my teeth by accident.

Instant vom.

NettoSuperstar · 08/03/2011 16:31

Oooh, GOML, I eat dijon mustard from the jar, I love it!

bladderack · 08/03/2011 16:31

Imagining myself in a threesome with David Starkey and John McCririck.

NettoSuperstar · 08/03/2011 16:33

Thanks for that bladderack.
I'll not enjoy my tea tonight nowAngry