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to wear a size 4 tena pad when I am out

78 replies

pittlingjoanna · 08/03/2011 14:42

So that I can have a wee instead of waiting to find a public toilet?

Blush

I don't suffer from a weak bladder I just drink a lot of tea and mineral water.

OP posts:
TotemPole · 08/03/2011 15:01

If you can't find a toilet, look for a bush or tree you can pop behind.

Get yourself one of these

BarbieLovesKen · 08/03/2011 15:02

Actually, I am worried about this.

Im 7 months pregnant with number 3 so have to pee a lot. Also have a weak bladder generally. I still choose not to piss on myself on a daily basis.

NettoSuperstar · 08/03/2011 15:03

That's weird, and minging.

How do you do it anyway? Sit down and wee or do it whilst walking along

PixieOnaLeaf · 08/03/2011 15:03

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TotemPole · 08/03/2011 15:03

Or a she wee.

OliPolly · 08/03/2011 15:04

Disgusting - eeurgh

YABVU

KnittedBreast · 08/03/2011 15:04

yabu.

upyourdiva · 08/03/2011 15:04

:o This is a joke right?!

See now this makes me feel less minging, apparently I am disgusting because I use reusable sanitary pads (for blood not wee)!

OP if you are comfortable with it then by all means go ahead but remember that you will smell and will probably walk like John Wayne for a bit which would not be for me TBH :o

BarbieLovesKen · 08/03/2011 15:05

wellwisher Grin

NettoSuperstar · 08/03/2011 15:07

Doesn't it show through your clothes?
Incontinence pads that hold a whole wee are bulky.

controlpantsandgladrags · 08/03/2011 15:08

But surely you still have to find a public loo to remove your sodden tena lady? Or do you walk around wearing it for hours after you've used it Confused

microfight · 08/03/2011 15:10

I am guess you don't wear fitted trousers or clingy skirts Grin Do you walk or waddle?

Butterbur · 08/03/2011 15:18

Is this some kind of weird fetish thing?

NettoSuperstar · 08/03/2011 15:18

I can't even wee in the sea as it's gross. Toilets only for me, or a bush if drunk desperate.

BarbieLovesKen · 08/03/2011 15:21

I think whats happened here is either:

  1. The OP is unwell and this is a cry for help (in which case you'll get loads of it here, if you just ask)
  1. This was prompted my the "weeing in the bath" or "poo'd myself in tesco" thread from a few days ago where the OP didnt get huge negativity and the OP thought on the back of that that this would be ok to confess/ people would think it was funny and admit to doing the same.
  1. Its a joke.
RachelHRD · 08/03/2011 15:23

Umm that is rather odd!! Why not go the whole hog and wear an adult nappy?!?

PixieOnaLeaf · 08/03/2011 15:30

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lilsmate · 08/03/2011 15:34

It would be useful at the cinema, and you'd be a bit higher in the seat so you could see over the tall gits head in front of you.

LaurieFairyCake · 08/03/2011 15:41

A sanitary pad does not hold a proper piss. I know this because I pissed myself on my 21st and in my drunken state thought that it wouldn't matter as I had a pad on - WRONG! it ran down my leg (obviously)

So that leaves the OP just dribbling instead of proper peeing and I wonder if she makes time to go for a proper pee and just uses pad to dribble into to release the pressure until she can go for a proper wee?

TheHeathenOfSuburbia · 08/03/2011 15:43

Damn, I wish I'd thought of that when I was 7mo PG, and had to do that OU field trip to the national park with inconveniently sparse tree cover...!

BreconBeBuggered · 08/03/2011 15:46

An incontinence pad isn't the same as a sanitary towel. Whether the OP is genuine or not, I do feel for anyone reading this who does need to use these products that everyone is suggesting they stink of piss.

OliPolly · 08/03/2011 15:48

where is OP?

CheeseandPickledOnion · 08/03/2011 16:00

YABU. And you stick of wee.

BulletWithAName · 08/03/2011 16:03

You know, they are actually made for people who have incontinence problems, not lazy bastards who can't be bothered to go to the toilet.

CheeseandPickledOnion · 08/03/2011 16:19

I'm sorry but I need someone to link me to the poo'd myself in tesco thread. Pretty please. :)

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