In thinking my tin of beans is haunted ??

[ApocalypseCheeseToastie]

Went to make beans on toast for lunch, toasted one side of bread, opened cupboard to find NO BEANS.

After much frantic searching I settled for cheese on toast, just as I started to munch the toast the beans had appeared. ON TOP OF THE MICROWAVE.

Sulkily scoffed the rest of me dinner. I have just gone into the kitchen, the BEANS have disappeared again

What could be the meaning behind this ?? Are we doomed ?? And more importantly when WILL the beans reappear ?? If at all ....

Your partner is gaslighting you. You didn't find your keys in the fridge today too, did you?

Leave the bastard immediately.

It's an old pottery workers house

Could that be a sign ??

i think that we have an issue in our house too. I dont think the actual food item is haunted BUT that our ghostly being likes maltesers.......in the last 2 weeks i have opened 2 boxes of maltesers and despite them being FULL boxes they have vanished in less than 10 minutes each time. NOW obviously i am not eating them all (that would be ludicrous) so i can only assume i am being helped by a ghostly being!

Is it just beans in your house?

Old pottery workers are reknowned for their posthumous evil legume deeds.

It has happened with BEANS a few times. Sometimes pot noodles vanish too.

But I am the only 'known' bean eater.

I think maybe you are eating them without realising to spite one of your multiple personalities?

Or maybe, the beans are FRIGHTENED of being eaten, but know that it is their destiny, so are torn between hiding and showing themselves?

Or maybe it is a conspiracy, and you will soon notice that your car is being moved around and your post looks tampered with?

I don't have a car. Maybe the beans are aspiring to be turned into a car ??!

I stuck a camera in your kitchen abd look what showed up!

OMG, OMG! Look out the window - if there is a car there you have your answer!

You should post a picture of the beans. We can read it's aura and decide it's intentions from there.

I can't. They still haven't come back

Maybe the cats did it. They have thumbs you know ??!

Jog on little kitty, jog on

You are going to start smelling ghostly farts any time now....

OMG wierd!!!

I'd be inviting the Ghostbusters round for beans on toast (or cheese ) if I were you.

They are has beans

Of course!
You've already solved it.
Cats with thumbs.
It's an advert therefore true.

Maybe you wanted beans so much you started to hallucinate?

Well if they didn't have BEANS in the old potter's day, maybe he'd now like to try some and is trying to figure out how to work the microwave. Do you ever see the microwave glass plate turning when it's not on (potter-styleee?) :o

btw, YABU to have beans on toast for Sumday lunch. come to us next Sunday for a jubbly roast :) (no haunting potters here)

ThreeDinners, don't worry. We're having a huge roast for dinner.

I just hope the chicken doesn't become haunted

Love the freudian slip at my name there apocalypse - you hungry by any chance?!! :o :o

Pleased you're having a good roast.

If the chicken does become haunted, make sure you have your video camera at the ready so you can get £250 from Harry Hill :o

Hee hee, It'd take more than £250 to get over losing my roast, we're having a huge bird (free range for any birdy welfare peeps) sprouts, yorkshire puds, carrot and turnip mash, roast potatos and parsnips, stuffing and my special gravy. Om, nom, nom.

Apple and blackberry lattice pie for pudding, no custard because I put the pot in the fridge.... which ds then scoffed. Ds won't be getting a pud

The beans still haven't appeared

Ahem, of course I knew it was freebubbas

I have visions of you carving your bird to find it stuffed with beans.