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I have won on the euro not telling family

27 replies

everthebeliver · 06/03/2011 00:32

OMG; I played the euro lottery on Friday night and have just checked my ticket and found I have won....... £5.60. I am so not going to tell my family cos they will want a share AIBU :) :)

OP posts:
KittaKatta · 06/03/2011 00:36

Am not family
am not begging
but can you sent me a bag of chips?

pleaase

Grin

next year we'll be millionaires, my son

worraliberty · 06/03/2011 00:37

Pah I hate to piss on your chips but I won £60000 on the Nigerian lottery this morning and (get this) I didn't even have to buy a ticket...all I have to do is provide my bank details and pay a couple of grand admin fee.

Then I will be considerably richer than you OP and you can kiss my arse!!

Serenity788 · 06/03/2011 00:38

Rofl at worral.

redpanda13 · 06/03/2011 00:40

I won £5.60 too Grin

veritythebrave · 06/03/2011 00:40

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everthebeliver · 06/03/2011 00:41

Kitta: bag of chips are on the way right now, by courier of course, they may be a bit cold but you can warm them up in the oven... enjoy.

worrra: I should of played the Nigerian lottery :)

OP posts:
worraliberty · 06/03/2011 00:42

No friggin way Verity..I've given them my Mum's maiden name and everything so the prize is mine. God you'll be claiming you're related to me soon (believe me even for half the share such a claim is NOT worth it!!) Wink

MrsShrekTheThird · 06/03/2011 00:43

nope, the Nigerian lottery's mine, I'll have you know. It was in the email after the viagra one Grin

everthebeliver · 06/03/2011 00:44

so many messages already, so glad i did not tell the family they would be racing around in the cars and knocking on my door.

OP posts:
worraliberty · 06/03/2011 00:44

No that's the beauty of the Nigerian lottery OP..you don't actually have to play it to win. You just have to have an email account (and bank details)

So (flicks a V) seeya later paupers..enjoy your Tesco value sausages..I'll be lording it up with Richmond bangers in the morning.

worraliberty · 06/03/2011 00:46

Thanks MrsShrek you've just reminded me..I really must get my non existent penis enlarged Blush

MrsShrekTheThird · 06/03/2011 00:46

blimey. she'll be wanting beans with it and everythin' Shock

everthebeliver · 06/03/2011 00:47

RIGHT: set the record straight I am the Nigerian lottery. I have a trillion pounds to pay you all, the euro millions win was a pull to win you all around. Send me your bank details and I will share my win with you..... simple :)

OP posts:
MrsShrekTheThird · 06/03/2011 00:47

pmsl at that cross post Grin

(penis and beans is soooo not my taste)

aurynne · 06/03/2011 00:47

I am just waiting to get my share of the $200,000,000 inheritance from a Nigerian relative I never knew I had. Talk about lucky! :)

MrsShrekTheThird · 06/03/2011 00:48

You are the Nigerian lottery? Riiight. Geddit.
You even spelt my name right in the email

worraliberty · 06/03/2011 00:48

Sent OP Grin

Yes and not just Happy Shopper beans either..we'll be dining on Euro Shopper beans so suck that up paupers Grin

MrsWajs · 06/03/2011 00:50

I won £5.60 too :)

everthebeliver · 06/03/2011 00:50

ugh penis and beans, totally gagging at the thought :)

and back to my WIN....... :)

OP posts:
MrsShrekTheThird · 06/03/2011 00:51

ever, you've got competition for the limelight, obv Wink

worraliberty · 06/03/2011 00:52

and back to my WIN

Ugghh this thread has been all about you you you from start to finish OP...anyone would think you started it.

Can you just get off my back now and stop being so bloody jealous? Shock

MrsShrekTheThird · 06/03/2011 00:54

lmao @ worra

you just peed on the OP's bonfire, that's norty

worraliberty · 06/03/2011 00:56

Yeah but I'm so rich now I piss pound coins..or I will once my payment comes through from Nigeria.

Either way I've chucked in my job, taken out another mortgage, told my husband to piss off and sponsored a dog in Thailand.

Fuck I hope the money comes through soon...

everthebeliver · 06/03/2011 00:57

Ok, competition I can take I am a leo after all.

I do not do Happy Shopper Beans. I will now be shopping in Marks and Spencers for at least 1 day and will enjoy it.... Until my money runs out and then I will sell my story to the papers telling them how my euro win ruined my life....... :(

OP posts:
MrsShrekTheThird · 06/03/2011 00:58

hmmm, depends if Nigerian dollars count in your bank. Oh, and another thing, you did tell them the little black numbers on the black of your credit card, didn't you - cos otherwise you might not get it

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