I have won on the euro not telling family

[everthebeliver]

OMG; I played the euro lottery on Friday night and have just checked my ticket and found I have won....... £5.60. I am so not going to tell my family cos they will want a share AIBU :) :)

Am not family
am not begging
but can you sent me a bag of chips?

pleaase

next year we'll be millionaires, my son

Pah I hate to piss on your chips but I won £60000 on the Nigerian lottery this morning and (get this) I didn't even have to buy a ticket...all I have to do is provide my bank details and pay a couple of grand admin fee.

Then I will be considerably richer than you OP and you can kiss my arse!!

Rofl at worral.

I won £5.60 too

Kitta: bag of chips are on the way right now, by courier of course, they may be a bit cold but you can warm them up in the oven... enjoy.

worrra: I should of played the Nigerian lottery :)

No friggin way Verity..I've given them my Mum's maiden name and everything so the prize is mine. God you'll be claiming you're related to me soon (believe me even for half the share such a claim is NOT worth it!!)

nope, the Nigerian lottery's mine, I'll have you know. It was in the email after the viagra one

so many messages already, so glad i did not tell the family they would be racing around in the cars and knocking on my door.

No that's the beauty of the Nigerian lottery OP..you don't actually have to play it to win. You just have to have an email account (and bank details)

So (flicks a V) seeya later paupers..enjoy your Tesco value sausages..I'll be lording it up with Richmond bangers in the morning.

Thanks MrsShrek you've just reminded me..I really must get my non existent penis enlarged

blimey. she'll be wanting beans with it and everythin'

RIGHT: set the record straight I am the Nigerian lottery. I have a trillion pounds to pay you all, the euro millions win was a pull to win you all around. Send me your bank details and I will share my win with you..... simple :)

pmsl at that cross post

(penis and beans is soooo not my taste)

I am just waiting to get my share of the $200,000,000 inheritance from a Nigerian relative I never knew I had. Talk about lucky! :)

You are the Nigerian lottery? Riiight. Geddit.
You even spelt my name right in the email

Sent OP

Yes and not just Happy Shopper beans either..we'll be dining on Euro Shopper beans so suck that up paupers

I won £5.60 too :)

ugh penis and beans, totally gagging at the thought :)

and back to my WIN....... :)

ever, you've got competition for the limelight, obv

and back to my WIN

Ugghh this thread has been all about you you you from start to finish OP...anyone would think you started it.

Can you just get off my back now and stop being so bloody jealous?

lmao @ worra

you just peed on the OP's bonfire, that's norty

Yeah but I'm so rich now I piss pound coins..or I will once my payment comes through from Nigeria.

Either way I've chucked in my job, taken out another mortgage, told my husband to piss off and sponsored a dog in Thailand.

Fuck I hope the money comes through soon...

Ok, competition I can take I am a leo after all.

I do not do Happy Shopper Beans. I will now be shopping in Marks and Spencers for at least 1 day and will enjoy it.... Until my money runs out and then I will sell my story to the papers telling them how my euro win ruined my life....... :(

hmmm, depends if Nigerian dollars count in your bank. Oh, and another thing, you did tell them the little black numbers on the black of your credit card, didn't you - cos otherwise you might not get it