to be pissed of with a smug 'pusher in-er'?

[MissyMooBag78]

There I was in Morrisons this evening, with nothing but a loaf of bread, 2 pints of milk and a jar of horlicks.

I was stood in the shortest of several ENORMOUS queues patiently waiting my turn. (It was a hand baskets only till).

Then, a very nice Morrisons lady came up to me and said 'if you would like to follow me, I am opening another till down here'.

How very lovely of her I thought. I reciprocated the good deed by letting the 2 people who were before me, remain in front of me.

ONLY just as we make our way to the till, along comes said smug pusher in-er, manages to barge her way past me and the other 2 customers at the speed of light and position herself at the front with her overflowing TROLLEY!!!

She smirked at us all as we exchanged aghast looks and proudly announced 'beat ya, ya losers'!!

She then took great pride in fannying about with her packing

I felt like lamping her one with my loaf of bread!!

What a caah!

I hate pusher-inners A few years ago, actually at my hen-day, we were waiting in a looong queue (for a roller coaster) when some hard-faced little bints casually inserted themselves in front of us, then sniggered and congratulated themselves ("told you!") Everyone else in the queue tutted and huffed but noone said anything. I hated the fact that they were so smug at "getting away with it" so I tapped the apparent leader on the shoulder and said,

"look love, none of us here are actually so dumb that we haven't noticed your clumsy blatant queue jumping. The only reason I haven't kicked your arse right to the back of the line is that I am better mannered and civilised. But it HAS been noted"

She let me go in front of her Everyone else behind continued to mutter. Sometimes people's lack of manners needs to be pointed out (but only if you reckon you could take 'em in a brawl )

underacheiving if I had seen her it would have been duly noted

joolyjoolyjoo She was A LOT bigger than me and was quite scary - if I had a backbone and a bit more 'oomph' I'd have gladly given her a mouthful

Tbh.....I'm a bit of a scaredy cat!

I think the shop assistant should have said something. she was the one who invited you to move queues.
Damn cheek.