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AIBU?

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Original poster

to think that men should not grope a womans buttocks in a supermarket

51 replies

Niceallthetime · 28/02/2011 21:38

I have never understood why men grope their partners buttocks when out shopping, surely there is time and a place for this. Why do they do this so publicly, saw it hapapen today in Sainsburys this bloke was squeezing his partners right bottuck in full view of shoppers, why? AIBU should they leave this sort of behaviour behind closed doors?

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MrsKwazii · 28/02/2011 21:56

Right by the frozen fish cabinets Grin I can see you hoicking up your boob a la Les Dawson OP

TheArmadillo · 28/02/2011 21:56

I do this to dh all the time

especially in asda

MadamDeathstare · 28/02/2011 21:57

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HecateQueenOfWitches · 28/02/2011 21:57

If he slipped a finger up her arse then YANBU

If it was just a cheeky and affectionate brief squeeze, then YABU

slightlymad72 · 28/02/2011 21:57

BY the frozen fish counter? OP please stop it, the images are just too much. I think I'm having palpitations. Grin

MadamDeathstare · 28/02/2011 21:58

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TobyLerone · 28/02/2011 21:59

YABU. I would advise you not to come shopping with me and my bf. There was actual snogging next to the tin foil on Saturday.

worraliberty · 28/02/2011 22:00

it was right by the frozen fish cabinets, she was reaching for the cod and thats when it happened

Good job she wasn't after the pollocks Blush

moonbeam32 · 28/02/2011 22:00

YABU

i love a good grope when i'm out Grin

if you don't like it then don't look Hmm

Triggles · 28/02/2011 22:04

That's it. I'm taking DH along with me shopping next time. What was I thinking, leaving him at home, when we could be getting some supermarket action? Grin

worraliberty · 28/02/2011 22:05

(Awaits the DVD 'Triggles does Tescos') Grin

Triggles · 28/02/2011 22:10

You will find that particular DVD in the horror section! Shock Grin

GreenEyesandHam · 28/02/2011 22:10

You should have complained ablut them. Acting in a prawnographic manner

GreenEyesandHam · 28/02/2011 22:12

Committing an Obs-seabream Act

worraliberty · 28/02/2011 22:13

(Aims and shoots Greeneyes)

Sorry it was a mercy killing Grin

RevoltingPeasant · 28/02/2011 22:14

Good lord, Greeneyes. Grin

When my DSis worked behind the fist counter at Tesco, she used to refer innocently to the fish-pie mix as 'fishy bits'.

RevoltingPeasant · 28/02/2011 22:14

FISH counter. FISH.

Blush
Original poster
Niceallthetime · 28/02/2011 22:15

I just cant understand why men have a sudden urge to do this especially in supermarkets, why the lady's buttocks could hold hands could'nt they, the next time I saw them they were heading for the cumberland sausages Grin

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PeterAndreForPM · 28/02/2011 22:17

please don't bring fisting into this

even I think that is a touch over the limit in Waitrose

GreenEyesandHam · 28/02/2011 22:19

Sorry :o

I could go on all night, but I'm restraining myself. For all your sakes

worraliberty · 28/02/2011 22:19

See if she hadn't let him grope her, they may have been headed towards the value sausage section.

I'm not sure what she'd do for a fillet steak but if you hear 'clean up in aisle 3' over the tannoy, best avoid altogether Wink

PeterAndreForPM · 28/02/2011 22:20

"fistaider to aisle seven..."

RevoltingPeasant · 28/02/2011 22:21

Niceallthetime

Surf-n-turf!!

PeterAndre, this is Tesco, as long as you look over 25, they don't mind.

Triggles · 28/02/2011 22:23

oh dear lord - not fisting! I still remember the prior thread where we were all asking what it meant, then running off to google it, and returning feeling very Blush and Shock

Besides... can't imagine Waitrose allowing that... Lidl's maybe??

BlessedAssurance · 28/02/2011 22:24

YABU and its the first time i have ever told anyone this on MN, i like running my hands on DH's bum when i feel like it, except in church,and it pleases both of us,kind like a little bit of foreplay .