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roobydoobydoo · 27/02/2011 16:43

What sort of sounds do you make in bed? And are they "understood"?

One of my boyfriends from years ago misconstrued my shriek of pain (he hadn't pushed his trousers down far enough...bloody owwwwww!) as a shriek of ecstasy and proceeded on his own sweet merry way.

My first husband (RIP) was totally silent during...I had no way of knowing whether he was actually enjoying proceedings or not.

My second husband (unfortunately still alive, but I got rid of him eventually) was almost the polar opposite, talking all the time. I don't know about you, but I don't appreciate being asked "do you like that?" or worse "you like that, don't you baby?" whilst trying to work out what to cook for supper the following day. Trust me, trying not to laugh out loud whilst negotiating Waitrose aisles in your brain and still making him think you're there "with him" is bloody difficult!

My current fiance just makes occasional odd sounds, sort of gruntlike but not in a caveman way with the occasional squeak thrown in for good measure. I'm never quite sure if he's about to climax or if, like me, he's forgotten where he got to in his list of things to do and is trying to get his mind back on track.

Do you and your OH make noises? If so, what sort? Do you OH's noises put you off?

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hoovercraft · 27/02/2011 16:44

I also get the running commentary. Just shut up and do it I say.

Imnotaslimjim · 27/02/2011 17:36

My DH is silent in bed, it can be quite difficult to know whether he is nearly there! I've also had the running commentary (with a previous partner) and would love some middle ground of grunts of appreciaton!

Deaddei · 27/02/2011 17:41

I wouldn't know.
I can 't hear above the sound of the tv.

LindyHemming · 27/02/2011 17:50

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NurseSunshine · 27/02/2011 18:01

A bit of heavy breathing (in a non-creepy, phone stalker kind of way) usually suffices surely?

Shodan · 27/02/2011 18:18

'Do you want to get on top?'

'Not really; my knees are a bit achey.'

'Oh ok then. Shall I take you from behind?'

'NO! My knees hurt!'

'Oh ok.'

'Did you come?'

'Yes. Couldn't you tell?'

'No.'

'Well I did.'

'Good oh.'

'I enjoyed that.'

'Me too. We should do it more often.'

'Definitely.'

LindyHemming · 27/02/2011 19:12

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Deaddei · 27/02/2011 19:14

That is so funny.
Love the bit about your knees hurting.

LindyHemming · 27/02/2011 19:33

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