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to leave a vrey obvious and pointed pillow and banket on the sofa for DH?

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MuglyFunter · 26/02/2011 22:01

He will come in sloshed.

He will wake up the dog

He will put lights on and off.

He will wake me up

He will snore.

I will get cross.

AIBU to avoid all this by making it obvious he is not welcome in my boudoir?

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lubeybooby · 26/02/2011 22:02

YANBU

Gleekfreak · 26/02/2011 22:04

No-go for it! I di the same with my DH-doesn't worry him,when that drunk could sleep standing up, so therefore can leave me in my lovely comfy bed, all to myself :o

mmsmum · 26/02/2011 22:05

YANBU remember to leave pyjamas too if he wears them, you don't want any excuses for coming in the bedroom!

miniwedge · 26/02/2011 22:05

Yanbu but if he is pissed he will not notice said pointed blanket of yea.

You need some sort of barrier. Do you have any large ironing piles you could place strategically on the stairs?

Boys2mam · 26/02/2011 22:07

My DP would love this - downstairs, away from the frequently waking sleeping cherub that is our 2 and a half year old. Punishment in our house would be making him sleep in our bed and I on the sofa downstairs Grin

MorticiaAddams · 26/02/2011 22:07

Gomez knows he is not welcome in the marital bed if he is too drunk or has been eating curry. He will wake me up and I struggle to get back to sleep and am tired and grumpy the next day.

JojoLapin · 26/02/2011 22:08

YANBU at all. Just be sure that blanket and pillow are VERY obvious though!

FreudianSlippery · 26/02/2011 22:09

A bucket may also be useful!

TheSleepFairy · 26/02/2011 22:10

yanbu, leave them just a little way from the front door with a massive note coloured in with a black marker pen.

YOU

SLEEP

HERE

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MuglyFunter · 26/02/2011 22:11

i swaer if he appears and breathes all over me i will have to kill him.

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MuglyFunter · 26/02/2011 22:11

oh fuck. he'll appear with chips at about 11 and get all huffy when i don't fancy them.

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Gleekfreak · 26/02/2011 22:16

You didn't say he'd bring you chips!

halfcaff · 26/02/2011 22:16

LOL at 'pointed pillow'! Sounds like a good idea but yes, how re you going to make it pointed enough?

fruitshootsandheaves · 26/02/2011 22:19

Stuff it with a hedgehog

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MuglyFunter · 26/02/2011 22:20

he will bring me chips, and also a battered sausge, forgetting that it is 11pm and iwill have eaten 4 hours before and be ready for bed. When i'm not overly interested in his battered sausage he will get all upset and feel neglected and unappreciated. bless him.

going to bed now and hope i am firmly asleep when he appears. although he will wake the dog, who will then howl and scratch the door.

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MuglyFunter · 26/02/2011 22:21

pointed pillow? WTF did i mean?i have no idea.

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PurveyorOfWoo · 26/02/2011 22:22

I think a pointed pillow sounds just the ticket TBH!

MuthaHubbard · 26/02/2011 22:26

rofl at 'when i'm not overly interested in his battered sausage he will get all upset and feel neglected and unappreciated'

double meaning much Grin

thefirstMrsDeVere · 26/02/2011 22:28

snigger

mmsmum · 26/02/2011 23:40

pmsl

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