Precious First Pup, that is.
Yes, after conceding that I was unreasonable not to plan to serve our new pooches the very best in pet nutrition, Shiney has now told me that we need to get them Dap Collars. With- get this- calming pheromones 
Woo for dogs.
What next?
AIBU to tell her that is a step too far, and that she is a sucker? Or will all you experts out there tell me that I am wrong again and that I will end up capitulating once more? This is madness, I tell you, madness...