On a rare visit, I was sharing it with a couple of men, fresh from the gym, chatting about their DWs.
One was talking about how his wife is so houseproud, he can't touch anything, how he has a constant list of DIY jobs, but is not allowed to make any mess while doing them. The other talked about how he had to do all the housework and how his DW can't even put something in a cupboard without it falling out next time the door's opened.
They joked a bit about how they should swap for a week or two and then the first one said "and they've always got something to moan about" without any irony.
I'm sorry, I couldn't help it, I just LOL.