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On Saturday, I want to throw eggs, stones and mud at

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ShinyMoonInAPurpleSky · 22/02/2011 14:33

the parents of the little sweethearts that have terrorised dh and I for the last year by pelting our house with all of the above. Saturday is relevant because it's the day we move out.

They started doing it when dh was in (they'd know because his car is outside) but since he chased them for 2 miles until he lost them in a shopping centre they now only do it when he isn't in. The last 4 nights he has been working nights and between 7-10pm each night they have graced me with their presence.

They have just done it again (presumably because they can see the light from the computer through the net curtains) and because it's daylight I was able to watch them disappear round the corner.

What have their parents been doing all their lives? I played postman's knock once and got bollocked by the neighbour I did it to and by my mum.

The police have done nothing except say that another neighbour is also experiencing abuse.
I want Gene Hunt to come round and give them a good seeing to.

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LyingWitchInTheWardrobe2726 · 22/02/2011 14:35

Why do you have to wait until Saturday?

Go do it now then ring Gene Hunt and tell him to come and arrest you NOW! Grin

Seriously... I can feel your pain, horrible situation.

manicbmc · 22/02/2011 14:40

Give them a bar of chocolate laced with laxative as a parting gift?

BringOnTheGoat · 22/02/2011 14:43

Can you not aim a garden hose out the window next time they come? We had some little angles who kept knocking at the door - I tipped a bucket of cold water out top window - never saw them again!

ShinyMoonInAPurpleSky · 22/02/2011 14:46

I love the ideas! They've just come back and done it again but I made sure they saw me in the window and they ran faster :o

I may consider standing in the top winder with a bucket, but I'm afraid it will have to contain used cat litter and open dirty nappies - I feel water wouldn't send a strong enough message. I mean if they wan't to behave like little shits they should be able to handle being covered in them. :)

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LadyOfTheManor · 22/02/2011 14:52

Grab the little buggers and batter them.

Wear a balaclava though, because apparently children have rights.

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