to not see how you say Hi im new here!

[ExeterisEasy]

how does one say alreet cocker im new!

agree that AIBU is wrong place to post BUT im happy to admit i am NOT the quickest with internet etc and i couldn't (still can't) see where one would post an intro.

People don't post intro's. So you are unique.!

unique haha, or just a bit dumb and not knowing how to navigate around this place! be reet!

You may all call me Showy. To my face.

How do you introduce yourself though? Seriously? Even if there was a facility?

Hi I'm Showy. I like WWII defences and gingerbread. I don't like looking directly at the sky and as a child sat in pillboxes with my eyes tightly screwed closed hoping when I opened them I'd find a dead German at my feet. Oh and I like puzzles.

That sort of thing? I'm probably oversharing. But at least I stopped before revealing that sometimes I touch myself when nobody's looking. Oh, hang on.

This might help.

I have just joined another interweb forum - hobby related - and I have been directed most firmly that my first post must be here and I should 'describe myself and what I hope to gain' from utilising said hobby forum. Then I may return to my seat and spit out any gum into the waste paper basket I assume.

Wankers.

Hi exeteriseasy, welcome to MN! I just 'joined' in August, and am loving it!!!

Showy - WWII defences? There's one not too far from me:

Have a Mulberry Caisson!

I think it's quite nice, in a lump-of-concretey sort of way.

Oh, and hi ExeterisEasy !

That's beautiful Talc. The way I feel about that picture is how normal people feel looking at Johnny Depp or puppies and things.

I've got no less than 5 books on UK WWII defences. One of them's just pictures.

Why am I telling you these things?

Can I ask that those of you with a heart, please go to Chat and post on the thread entitled Help.

I can't post on it or even look at it anymore, but I'd ask those of you still up to do so if you don't mind please.

Thank you.

Help

Done
Hope you are ok fabby?
xx

Don't worry too much about the other thread, everyone. MNHQ are watching it.

I have also nipped over Fabby .

Showy I know just how you feel - I like big cranes; those huge tower cranes with long arms and a little cab. I think that there is something very majestic about the way they move; sweeping about slowly whilst carefully carrying their load.

Oh shit - if I carry on I'll start writing a poncetastic blog like that one so roundly despised in _Chat this morning!

'Watching' it bof?