To want to show off to you all about what the doctor said..

[sunndydays]

to me today when she was checking my cervix?! She said 'Oh you have very good muscle tone considering you had a baby 7 months ago'

I thought I was ruined after those damn forceps...yay me!!

These are very funny

I was strangely pleased to be told that, for a 46 year old, I have very 'dense & full' breasts, by a lovley Chinese doctor, who was checking them....

If the midwife invites all the nurses(?) in to see her fine stitchery, you can say "She did her best work, and now it's all mine."

haha Ihate that is definitely a good compliment, i am only 31 and mine are neither so i am

:o

gynaecologist (when I was in having a (failed) colposcopy) said "Oooh don't you have a pretty cervix" Ewww [creepy emoticon]

NUrse at last smear said "don;t you have good muscle tone" in a surprised voice given my age (46) and 5 year old child.

She hadn't read the bit in my notes saying DS was adopted!

QOD: I also have a long vagina (it's a good thing too - my DP isn't exactly small).

Slightly off topic but my dentist admired my 'geographical tongue' and brought the students round to show me off as a good example. Felt very proud for no reason.